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This is a link post My real new reel I made this!
Just finished my new showreel of work from the past year or 2. Half the video will probably scare off most potential employers unfortunately.
(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post well...
I'd hire you based on that... and give you an immediate pay rise. And some time off work. And a curly wurly.
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post thank you kindly
I hope you can offer a dental plan too. I have nasty teeth and also need nose job coverage.
 (I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post sorry
the curly wurly is as close to a dental plan that we have here. I can throw a dairy lea triangle in as well if you fancy? full of calcium and the kids love it
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post u got yourself a deal!

(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post brilliant
in that case, all we need is your name and address to forward your curly wurly and diary lea triangle. Oh, and bank details so we can send you loads of dosh before you start. And a stool sample.
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 13:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Marvelous!
I'll need an extension on the stool sample as I've eaten nothing but corn for weeks. Could you possibly send me these chocolaty treats prior to my sample drop so as to guarantee you a nutritious result.
 (I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post That's brill
"He can't be a murderer, I've known him for years and he hasn't killed me"

edit: sorry, that's posted in the wrong place for some reason, but I think I'll leave it as there's now a bit of comedy menace to it.
 (I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:18, Reply)
This is a normal post A giant bag of splendid!
*Clicks firmly!*
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Mental.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Woo, some good stuff going on there
I would cut it in half though, it's way too long
there you go. Two bob's worth.
 (I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah you're probably right
first it was 6 mins, then i cut it to 3 and it felt short so I put a bunch back in and said fuck it. I always have trouble cutting a reel / knowing when is enough
 (I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Always a tricky one
give it to an editor mate for a bit of objective trimming ; )
 (I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll probably upload a condensed version to vimeo to have another option to send people

(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Video of the year, easily.
Also I'm surprised Adultswim haven't offered you your own show yet.

Also if you're using this to get work, maybe get rid of the impaled babies.
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 13:43, Reply)
This is a normal post thx
that would be nice. I always wanted to pitch them something.
 (I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post holy shit, I had no idea Kenny Hotz did a new show, just watched part 1 in Vegas
fucking excellent
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post yes just 1 season
he's a good friend of mine here in Toronto
 (I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow, that was flippin crazy! And amazing!
I bet Chris Morris would have given you a job on Brass eye back in the day
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post a fine body of work
I think its likely the weird shit is what will get you the jobs
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post thank you sir!
means a lot coming from the master of weirdness
 (I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I was going to say -Ahem, have you met our Cyriak?
but then you did :-)
 (I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 18:23, Reply)
This is a normal post you are wonderful
and i would dearly love to work with you, dearly dearly.
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I feel I may have been given
some sort of awful subliminal command by watching that.

(and woo!)
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Aceness!

(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post This is brilliant stuff!
*clicks*
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely Stuff
My favourite is the Demi Moore squirty cream out of the eye sockets :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post many Thanks Mr.Sheep!
Good to hear, I almost pulled that part out.
 (I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post loved that
I'd seen them all before, still good work.
Palin is burned into my mind now, ta.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 18:11, Reply)
This is a normal post That's ace
If only more showreels were like that
 (antcarpendale, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:28, Reply)