Oops...
Couple of hundred million Muslims have been praying in the wrong direction... :/
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 14:26,
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hahahahahaha!
sort of proving that IT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER!
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 14:28,
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Exactly.
Almost sounds like the whole thing has been made up by human beings.
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JamTallons, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 14:34,
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*burns building adjacent to embassy*
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 14:36,
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*gives emotional acceptance speech*
*breaks down in floods of tears*
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 14:54,
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I second this plaudit...
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 19 Jul 2010, 18:54,
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Actually they're praying into the sky.
Muslims need to remember that the Earth's surface is curved.
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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 14:41,
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Assuming prayer's don't succumb to gravity.
They should pray into a prism, to disperse their prayers, so that hopefully at least some of it will hit Mecca. Then they don't have to be so accurate with their praying.
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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 14:50,
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But then they'd have to pray harder so that the prayers that get through are as powerful
as if they'd focused their prayers.
What they need to do is build a massive praying machine and blast the living crap out of Mecca with prayers.
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guffguff fuckes your gradeds balls!, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:29,
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I think they should install 'prayer pipes'
and pump them straight to mecca.
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can't they just send them via satellite?
for pin point accuracy.
also; does god live in mecca then?
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 18:15,
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Haha!
”After a thorough study with some cosmography and astronomy experts, we learned they’ve been facing southern Somalia and Kenya,”
Mecca's a shithole, i'd much rather pray at Kenya, i might get a pet lion.
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Brill!
If it doesn't matter and god hears the prayers anyway, why change the direction?
:D
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Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 14:49,
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I'm in! Nice idea on the sig thing.
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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:39,
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"God understands that humans make mistakes"
Thanks God, thanks a lot.
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