How soon before agents realise a "spontaneous petition" is a great way to get their client back in the public eye?
About minus 5 hours I think.
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 22 May 2015, 13:34,
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The story mentions that the person "must be dead"
so this is really a petition calling for Ainsley Harriots death.
(tacpprmhas a mmrpcat, Fri 22 May 2015, 13:38,
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If anything i want him kept alive until after the decision has been made as to who will be the face of the new note.
I couldn't stand to open my wallet and see his mongy, shit-kicking grin so many times a day.
(Dawn Of The Bread$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 22 May 2015, 13:41,
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Ooo hark at you and your wallet full of twenties!
(DraconacticusReject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 22 May 2015, 13:43,
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#playa
(Dawn Of The Bread$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 22 May 2015, 13:47,
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#gaya
(Jabberwocmisses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 22 May 2015, 13:57,
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#kumbaya
my lord, kumbaya.
(sm.pl.crt.rsI don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 22 May 2015, 20:14,
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Does "dead on the inside" count?
(Fray Brentos*mega-belms*, Fri 22 May 2015, 13:42,
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Now that's a cause I think we can all get behind
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 22 May 2015, 13:54,
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Not dead...
...can we have Joe Strummer instead?
(DraconacticusReject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 22 May 2015, 13:38,
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What about Maddie?
4EVA ON R SCORES
(Fray Brentos*mega-belms*, Fri 22 May 2015, 13:48,
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We'd never find another dropped note again :(
(DraconacticusReject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 22 May 2015, 13:51,
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He's harmless enough but he is megga punchable.
(Dawn Of The Bread$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 22 May 2015, 13:39,
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Rather him than Princess Diana
which would probably be the choice of the people if they had their way.
My choice would be Tony Hart personally
(JahledThree shades of black, Fri 22 May 2015, 13:47,
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What about Jimmy Savile?
He did a lot of good work for charity.
(DraconacticusReject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 22 May 2015, 13:48,
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I've just thought of a dark and twisted script to a film:
In an alternate future, the revelations about Jimmy Savile never happened, and following his death, he was idolized by British society in memory of all the good deeds he did. Children's playgrounds, housing estates, hospital wards, would all be named after him; so Jimmy Savile Close, The Jimmy Savile Ward, The Jimmy Savile Skate Park, etc with statues along side Gandhi, Churchill, Wellington, and Nelson Mandela. Perhaps even an aircraft carrier would be named after him; HMS Jimmy Savile. And bank notes would have his mugshot. The film would be about a grown up who was once interfiered with by Savile when he went to hospital to have his tonsils out or something, fighting to awake the public to the evil of the man, or something.
(JahledThree shades of black, Fri 22 May 2015, 14:00,
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Just show us on the doll where he touched you....
(Dawn Of The Bread$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 22 May 2015, 14:03,
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Sorry the phone's gone mental
(JahledThree shades of black, Fri 22 May 2015, 14:05,
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Offers to provide the catering?
(spazzcaptainMisses Valin @, Fri 22 May 2015, 14:09,
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who's going to play Savile?
#DevelopmentHell
(MudfaceThe web isn't callipygian, Fri 22 May 2015, 14:17,
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Boris Johnson
in a shell suit.
(SnowyTheWereRabbitthe Leporid from Hell, Fri 22 May 2015, 14:27,
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and is Savile going to come back as a zombie
for the gory denouement?
(MudfaceThe web isn't callipygian, Fri 22 May 2015, 14:29,
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Princess Diana Jade Goody.
(Dawn Of The Bread$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 22 May 2015, 13:48,
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The horror
The utter, absolute horror
(JahledThree shades of black, Fri 22 May 2015, 13:51,
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Tony Hart definitely
(jonbobloves you, Fri 22 May 2015, 15:00,
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Fred Harris.
(gingerfreakWhy? Why not., Sat 23 May 2015, 1:47,
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There was a campaign for Alan Turing to be on
one a couple of years back which didn't get enough support.
He'd have been a great choice.
(monkeonschmonkeon, Fri 22 May 2015, 15:25,
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Yes he would
(JahledThree shades of black, Fri 22 May 2015, 15:37,
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