Rob Ford SOS Crackblaster
I made this!
I live in Toronto & our Mayor is in the midst of a crack smoking scandal. I made this little tribute in light of it all for a live event here in the city last night. It went over well with the crowd.
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smearballs double bag it!, Sat 8 Jun 2013, 17:36,
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Yep. That's tonight's nightmares sorted then.
Amazing video. Amazing story too.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sat 8 Jun 2013, 17:41,
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I've seen your stuff on Conan, most excellent.
When will we see the Smearballs movie?
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 8 Jun 2013, 17:47,
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Thanks!
I don't think I've ever made a video longer than 7 minutes. People will probably want to rip their eyes out if they sat through 2 hrs of this sort of nonsense I think.
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smearballs double bag it!, Sat 8 Jun 2013, 17:50,
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I'm sure you could write a feature, not necessarily like your abstract fuckvids, still fucked though.
imjussayin
Anyhoo, peace be with your balls, sweet smear.
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 8 Jun 2013, 17:53,
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make a film about a schizophrenic who suffers from acid flashbacks and has managed to survive a nuclear war
i'd love to see that
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 8 Jun 2013, 17:58,
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ok
as long as it stars Channing Tatum and his love interest is Bradley Cooper
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smearballs double bag it!, Sat 8 Jun 2013, 18:05,
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Write a feature about a boy growing up in Wyoming who inherits a monkey sanctuary, sadly they mutate and rape the entire population.
*not a dry japes eye in the house*
imjussayin
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 8 Jun 2013, 18:01,
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You should make a movie about the armenian genocide.
Told from the point of view of a teenage girl obsessed with abba.
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!?
spotify:track:0vjjoiPc9j5sYdyS9tIt9F (Hogis by Arman Hovhannisyan)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KOaJdeqgJY
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 8 Jun 2013, 18:06,
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You do know I have no idea how to open those spotify links, don't you?
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i don't know, they're more for me, later on
good fun though
Ed: Also you mentioned Armenia, and he's Armeninianian, don't shit your pants.
imjussayin
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 8 Jun 2013, 18:12,
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so you think I'm just some fridge or fucking notice board you can slap notes on for later?
(just saving this for later
www.nudeamateurgirls.net/vids/vid/1505/Insane+sex.html
nsfw)
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fine cunting
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 8 Jun 2013, 18:16,
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that escalated quickly
imjussayin
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spotify:track:1WOPPfgin18nLNo2fFVDjH (Feel Good Hit Of The Summer by Queens Of The Stone Age)
spotify:track:6Td8HRLhdV39kKdOQpfQum (Little Sister by Queens Of The Stone Age)
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 8 Jun 2013, 18:18,
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Are you drunk or do you just have a lot of spotify links to keep track of?
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well
i am drunk, i usually post what i'm listening to at the time, i'm killing time, off to the Wimborne Folk Festival in a bit
spotify:track:27igFVa4ccGtNgwAPzRIix (Ai No Corrida by Quincy Jones)
imjussayin
right im off
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 8 Jun 2013, 18:39,
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Here's one 'Two Ton Tina', it's about a morbidly obese TSA worker who inherits a knife factory.
By the end she learns life's lessons and comes to terms with her lesbianism.
Mit cameos by Rutger Hauer, Chevy Chase and Lassie.
imjussayin
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 8 Jun 2013, 18:05,
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ha! I think you've got a winner here
So long as Lassie gets a speaking role this time
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smearballs double bag it!, Sat 8 Jun 2013, 18:06,
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Voiced by Tony Danza.
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 8 Jun 2013, 18:12,
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'Chinwag Charlie' - 1840's London, Michael Caine plays a prostitute who inherits a fishery in Hackney.
it's in 3D
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 8 Jun 2013, 18:10,
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BARABBAS - The Untold Story
Starring: Everyone
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 8 Jun 2013, 18:15,
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excellent stuff!
i want him to fight boris johnson
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 8 Jun 2013, 17:59,
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you sir are nuts!
(in a good way) :D
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hahaha...everything in order here.....top editing and hummus by the truckload :D
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AAGHGHHGHGHGHHHHHHH
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sat 8 Jun 2013, 20:48,
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hahaha fucking excellent video
rob ford is such an appalling specimen...
next stop: new mayor of laval
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You are Nathan Barley
AICMFP
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