Smart Cups Detect Presence Of Date Rape Drugs In Drinks :-(
Seriously simple yet a brilliant idea.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 19:59,
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How am i going to be pulled more like, i always liked the mystery...
...'will this be the drink which has me waking up in four hours in some gutter somewhere after being terribly violated repeatedly?' This takes the fun out of it all for me.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:02,
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I've been asking the wrong question
I've been asking "did pissflaps buy me this drink?"
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LP, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:04,
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Never accept a drink from him, you don't know where his hands have been.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:12,
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It's not his hands you need to worry about...
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:14,
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No it's his enormous
ego
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:15,
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Sadly no one will take any notice
same as the covers for bottles no one uses.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:04,
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Well, we live in hope.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:05,
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Hope of undetectable rape drugs.
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:27,
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Kickstarter?
I'll need £5k for catering.
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:53,
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If you pledge
I'll send you 3 intoxicated dwarfs.
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:58,
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*Picks up money*
*Buys catering*
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 21:26,
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Also how many clubs sell drinks in cups?
It's bottles, innit?
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:07,
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To be fair...
...i think if you're so inclined and conscious/paranoid that you may be at risk you would use this stuff, you'd think bars/clubs would be all for it too, peace of mind for the people there.
Oh, they also do straws which change colour and whatnot for bottles etc. They've thought of everything, bastards.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:10,
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*makes mental note*
1 - take red sharpie out clubbing
2 - draw on peoples drinks
3 - ...
4 - profit!
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LP, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:11,
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As if...
I am yet to see ANY club use anything like that. Or see it on sale or advertised on a night out.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:14,
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That's because it seems to be in development just now.
You're taking this very personally, Herbs, almost like this invention was made with the sole purpose of ridding Bristol of your menace.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:16,
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*deletes massively depressing rant about date rape/drug violence*
*and how all those 'good' ideas will never be implemented because of cost/bother*
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:27,
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I think it's one of those things which
would need to be taken up by a charity and given out in venues for free
A bit like various aids charities do with condoms/lube
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LP, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:34,
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That would be an excellent idea.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:39,
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What ? you can get condoms and lube for free?
are these pre used and tested for leakes or shiny in the wraper ?
i prefer the the thrill and risk of trying new ones just incaase there is a defect
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 21:12,
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To be fair after
17 bacardi Breezers/8 pills/2 grams of biker speed/3 grams of coke/4 spliffs/2 bottles of veuve/10 cocktails/200 jagerbombs*
Is anyone really going to be paying attention to what their plastic glass looks like anyway.
*delete as appropriate
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:12,
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Delete???
Sounds about right as it is
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:15,
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Fancy a night out soon?
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:27,
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LP, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:15,
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Which reminds me,
where's Miranda this evening?
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 21:22,
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Using drugs to help you rape just smacks of laziness
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:07,
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Depends if you're into the "butcher" lady type
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:07,
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You coming out Friday?
I will rock your world...
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:29,
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thanks for the reminder!
I shall go prod the wife and see if I'm allowed out
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LP, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:33,
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Make it a good prod then.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 21:23,
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he should totally use his finger
instead of his penis
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 21:30,
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Yeah!
Don't be a stingy drug rapey cunt!
Call me old fashioned, but if you want to penetrate someone, impair their judgement with lots of booze, and telling them their eyes are nice.
"You have very fuckable eyes"
always worked for me.
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:17,
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Wow, cheers for the tip there, Horacio.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:22,
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*removes sunglasses*
oh wait
*seduces your wife*
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 21:07,
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There goes my Friday ritual....
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:25,
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Pity it was not around in 1998
Was not raped but robbed
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:26,
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Was his name Rob?
He usually robs and rapes.
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:28,
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Robbed of your virginity?
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:36,
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Wow, you even had to pay them for the privilege?
Sad times, very sad times.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:47,
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