So the new Twilight trailer has been released. Here's an entirely reasonable reaction
She really likes Twilight I guess. But jeepers.
Also: possibly the worst trailer ever.
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Funny...
I didn't expect Twilight fans to be like that at all..
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 12:10,
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That
could feed a veritable horde of vampires for a fucking year!
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 12:11,
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01:24 "Don't get naked"
exactly what I was thinking.
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Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 12:40,
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Nope. No words
Just slack-jawed horror.
Holy shit girl, eat less food and get more friends
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 12:46,
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And yes, the actual trailer looks fucking awful
Then again I don't really get the whole Twilight thing. At all. Ever.
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 12:50,
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he's not a sad teenager who's just encountered their 1st softcore porn novel.
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Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:11,
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im basing this
almost entirely on the fact that yesterday you posted a graph...the spotify one...
DONT LET ME DOWN!
(also having me think that your not a cunt, is not an endorsement many people are interested in!)
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:24, Reply)
Haha
Let's look at the evidence.
1) Doesn't like Twilight
2) Graph
Solid foundation, there :)
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:28,
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this is the sort of girl
i would stick up for at school, just out of feigned kindness,
and would inevitably end with...please stop following me...i only did it to appear nice.
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 12:46, Reply)
however there was a number
of horribly geeky girls who turned into absolute stunners when they left school...
i saw a couple recently and they crossed the road to say thanks for "not making school shit"
so you can lucky out of it.
god im a horrid horrid person
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:05, Reply)
wow... Just, wow.....
then again, I seem to recall girls attempting to commit suicide when Take That broke up back in the day - I guess this weird obsession is a similar sort of thing.
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 12:57,
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They're probably waiting for a skinny, pasty sack of shit to come bite them, huh?
Which begs the question, would vampires get cholesterol poisoning in this case?
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:55,
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She's had a portion or two of Wanda's Macaroni Salad
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:08,
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This is a similar reaction I had when I first saw
2 girls 1 cup
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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:54,
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See?
Whenever a female friend tries to tell me how unreasonable men are, this is the kind of thing I point out. No man has ever screamed at the existence of a movie, or cried their eyes out when a band broke up.
I am a huge fan of The Beatles, and I would have LOVED to be alive when they were together, but on finding out they were going to stop performing, I would have said "Oh, fuck" and got on with my life.
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I think I would sound a little sexist if I said women are more emotional than men...
It's not always the truth but this is different; this is stupid teenage-moodswing-take-a-photo-of-your-slashed-wrists-and-stick-it-on-deviantART territory.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:26,
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