You go inside the cage?
Cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water. Our shark.
Shark's goes in the cage. Poo goes in the cage. Shark leaves the cage.
(DraconacticusReject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 12:45,
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pretty sure I would've turned the water brown in that situation
(theswollenbeefwhere there's a will there's a wank, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 13:57,
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having shark sized holes in the cage seems like a bit of a design flaw
(HappyToastGroat froth, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 11:01,
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Customer reviews
Nice cage, well designed. Hole bit too big. Did let in a man eating shark on first use, so for that reason I'm giving it 3 stars.
Customers who bought this product also bought new pants.
(DraconacticusReject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 12:49,
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this wins the internet
(Really?, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 13:46,
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Woo! Clap clap clap clap
great anti-shark cage there mate, woo! clap clap clap whens my turn?
(mutated monty, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 11:05,
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Was there anybody in there?
There's nobody in the cage.
There's nobody in the cage.
Oh!
(CADmonkeyrollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 11:08,
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apparently there was
they were able to escape through the bottom
(colmcq2, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 13:03,
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I'd imagine a lot of things went through the bottom.
(CADmonkeyrollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 15:22,
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This swimming with sharks m'larky seems like great fun.
(eViLegionChief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 11:21,
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The packaging on that shark food needs a bit of work i reckon.
(HummelWho died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 14 Oct 2016, 11:59,
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Ah, yes, here's the problem.
What you wanted was one of our anti-shark cages. Yep, common mistake, happens all the time.
(joefishIt's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 14:10,
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haha
the people in the other cage seem to want out for some reason.
(gaijintendoRegular Member, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 15:05,
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Don't worry hooman, I will free you from the cage.
(Captain SpackerI lick windows, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 15:18,
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I went shark diving years ago
and saw nothing but murky, cold water during my 30 minute turn in the cage. But my pants stayed clean as a whistle.
(dyllonnice beaver., Fri 14 Oct 2016, 17:54,
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Yeah, but all your whistles are covered in shit!
(eViLegionChief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 14 Oct 2016, 21:15,
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I did wonder why they didn't work
(dyllonnice beaver., Sat 15 Oct 2016, 20:05,
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