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This is a link post With Sails and I I made this!
I made this film and its all kicking off. It worked! Got free sailing training, gettng a yacht, gonna become a the Simon Le Bon of le comedy.
.. if you want to watch us die, befriend us on facebook and search for it spelling it like this: Withsails And-i

Also big fundraiser at the Pigalle CLub Picadilly June 7th (Hosted by Lenny Beige plus special guests PHil Jupitus and Matt Berry and much more)
(I helped save b3ta! BIG FACE Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like bananas, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're like a posh justin lee collins

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post I know
less highlights tho
 (I helped save b3ta! BIG FACE Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like bananas, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post that's quite a mean thing to say...
seeing as justin lee collins is a CUNT.

edit: I meant to say ""that's NOT a nice thing to say". I still believe jlc is a cunt, though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post aww he's a likeable
bear. I just don't like it when he refers to himself as "the JLC" in the third person.
 (I helped save b3ta! BIG FACE Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like bananas, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post super idea mate
I bet you'll get all the chicks... Or possibly pneumonia.
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post We're gonna be smothered in it
really smothered
 (I helped save b3ta! BIG FACE Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like bananas, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post out there in the m iddle of the sea in a 30 foot boat

(I helped save b3ta! BIG FACE Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like bananas, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Only a matter of time
It'll be like Duran Duran. Or at least the hallucinations from hunger and thirst will make it seem that way :)

You have sailed before, right, before you go tackling the Irish and North Sea?

BTW thanks for commenting on my vid mate, was wondering when the duck would be broken :D
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Damn!
I so wish you'd done it as "Ewan & Thingy"

But still deserves a Fucking Hard Click! ;)

EDIT:
Btw, you never ever say to a woman, "Would you like to come on my Yacht"
You say "Would you like to come on my Boat"

"Boat" = Boat Race = Face!

Get it?

Cockney Rhyming Slang, in'it?
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Hello can I spunk on your face?"
I'm so sorry... would you like to hop aboard my yacht?
 (I helped save b3ta! BIG FACE Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like bananas, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Genius
Once again, top work fella. If I had the money, I'd commission you!
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hey man thanks
I wish you did have the money. we have the money to film it but no commission...yet (positive thinking)
 (I helped save b3ta! BIG FACE Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like bananas, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post awesome project.
hope things go really well for your quest. I had my dreams and ambition shattered as a child when Jimmy Savill didn't fix it for me to fly a Harrier by myself, bastard.
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post The "how to get your own jump jet when you;re skint"
is my next mission. I'll let you have a go. But I won't clean up after the crash.
 (I helped save b3ta! BIG FACE Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like bananas, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Suffice to say...
...You're all gonna die in a freak wave.

*removes hat*
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post I doff my black stove-pip hat back
(thats supposed to be an undertakers hat but it doesn't really work. Why am I explaining? why don't I just delete it? What is the matter with me?)
 (I helped save b3ta! BIG FACE Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like bananas, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post like.
Clicking with enthusiasm ... I'll add you on faecebook as I'm intrigued to see how this turns out.

Best of luck with your sea faring endeavour.
 (SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^Seconded^
Best of luck, sounds like an awesome idea!

I hope you get to keep the yacht at the end of it. Keep it up and you'll soon have a fleet to rival those pesky Spaniards eh what!
 (tarbin tarbis, tarbit, tarbamus, tarbimus, tarbant, Fri 22 May 2009, 19:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like your hats.

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post i'm having very great difficulty differentiating between this
and your ewan and thingy shorts...
 (I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Woo
Very woo!

... is your softly spoken trampolinist Richard the same softly spoken trampolinist Richard who is currently on the 6 music breakfast show with Danny Wallace?
 (Safety Hamster What happens in the future, stays in the future, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes thats him
the very same tramploinist
 (I helped save b3ta! BIG FACE Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like bananas, Sat 23 May 2009, 10:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post confused
Kronenberg, beautiful flat/house, bmw, broke?
Wish I was as 'broke' as you!
 (Popiella Jones, Fri 22 May 2009, 18:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post The rent on the flat is 6 months behind
and the BMW cost 1500 lst year when I wasn't broke
 (I helped save b3ta! BIG FACE Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like bananas, Sat 23 May 2009, 10:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post so like..
where do we donate?
 (I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 22 May 2009, 20:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Come to the PIgalle Club
in Picadilly on 7 June - hosted by Lenny Beige, Me and Richard plus special appearances by Phil Jupitus and Matt Berry.
 (I helped save b3ta! BIG FACE Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like bananas, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post you look familiar
which pri/sec/uni did you go to? also what's your address,favoute pet and creditcard number?
 (subhumanprimate stay out of the black and into the red..., Sun 24 May 2009, 14:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you die...
But are sufficiently funny, will that write off the cost of the boat?
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 24 May 2009, 19:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post I won't care then
but it's always worth risking death. It takes the pressure of the humour
 (I helped save b3ta! BIG FACE Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like bananas, Mon 25 May 2009, 11:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wish...
...I could like it, with the Withnail & I reference, and the ambition and all that Jazz, but the posh accents and the BMW coupe shout a little too much of already having the backing you need, to go on frivolous jaunts like this, and not really have to worry about the financial/rest-of-your-life consequences, even after the rounds of applause in Edinburgh have died down. It's a really great idea, and I know that 'suffering for one's art' is still held as one of the highest types of integrity, but I just didn't 'feel' this one.

Still, lads, you have my support, and any flaming or comments about my thoughts are gladly received.
 (I helped save b3ta! Chum Gnomesky Nom Chompsky, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Looks like a fab idea, why the hell haven't Aunty Beeb given you £ yet?!?!?!?
They pay Danny Wallace to make up his own country etc. Your idea far more entertaining and less "oooh aren't we amazing for riding motorbikes round the world". I'd love to see how you guys get on - where does one sign up to follow progress??
 (SpongyMonkey is an honorary East Anglian on, Sun 31 May 2009, 9:43, , Reply)