"You think you're Scottish, you think you're bad? I'll fuck you up."
Aye.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 10:14,
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Hahaha
You think you're Scottish
What kind of a question is that?
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SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 10:17,
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I was in the vicinity of a similar incident in a pub garden once.
The gobshite bully was dishing out threats left, right and centre. He got one punch in the face, and the wind was completely taken out of his sails. On the back foot, he said to his assailant "Who do you think you are? Joey Tribbiani?"
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 10:39,
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Excellent
I had a similar experience. Some knobhead tried to start a fight with my mate (he was just minding his own business, completely unnecessary). My mate (bit of a loon) lamped him and broke his nose. Knobhead's response:
"what are you, some kind of wanker?"
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SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 11:08,
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Brilliant
I had something similar. Out with a few friends enjoying a couple of beers and some drunk arse was calling everyone nonces. He said it to my mate who promptly roundhouse kicked him in the face over a table, breaking a couple of chairs in the process. When he got up he shouted:
"what are you, some kind of Jackie Chan?"
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Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 30 Apr 2020, 13:13,
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NONCEPUNCH!
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 14:59,
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er, kick rather
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 15:00,
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Same thing happened to me
I was out with my mates, having a few beers minding my own business - when this complete arsehole in a police car pulls us over and asks "What are you, some kind of Ayrton Senna?"
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 17:07,
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Ayrton Senna, the quickest acting laxative.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 30 Apr 2020, 18:15,
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wow, this happened to me too once!
I was out drinking with a mate when 25 ex-marines touched up his girlfriend - he immediately leapt into the air doing a 1850 degree whirlwind kick which sent them all flying through the plate glass window into the Thames.
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 1 May 2020, 14:38,
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what is this pub thing of which you speak?
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 18:51,
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Imagine if Peter Kay ever returned to standup when this eventually all ends.
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social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Fri 1 May 2020, 11:24,
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