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This is a link post careful of curry (or otherwise) induced ring of fire
that sh*t BURNS in an Olympic fever...

Steward Lee on his beating from the McDonaolds & Coca-cola-clad O------ Advertisement Enforcement Agency.
 (dbstpballerina Finally ready. YALDY, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 8:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Some people wonder why Lee is almost universally despised, here is an example of the cunt's modesty from that article:
'When you've won two British Comedy awards, a Bafta and a Chortle award all in the same year, it's easy to rest on your laurels and I find that grappling with Twitter's stylistic limitations helps me keep my wits sharp and my comedy muscle match-fit.'
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 8:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you Stewart Lee?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 8:14, Reply)
This is a normal post what an utter, utter cunt

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 8:23, Reply)
This is a normal post You'd better stick o Del Boy falling over
and Trigger making a face. That's proper comedy innit.
 (North Utsira South Utsira, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 8:43, Reply)
This is a normal post
I think you'll find that the article is a pisstake, and Lee's 'modesty' is, and always has been, a joke about his fame - or lack of it.

I'm not the biggest fan, but unlike Gervais (a total cunt) who is almost singularly obsessed with fame, I think most of Stewart Lee's stuff is based on a carefully staged persona.

*Walks away slowly, lighting cigarillo*
 (I helped save b3ta! waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 8:47, Reply)
This is a normal post oh, so he is a knowingly self-parodying ironic cunt
that just makes him even more of a cunt
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 8:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I've just been informed that he doesn't even have a Twitter account
and apparently, the whole thing's a satire on the sort of person that would write a column like that.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Some people wonder why Lee is almost universally despised, it's because they forget some people aren't clever enough to get his jokes

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 8:53, Reply)
This is a normal post i.e. anyone outside of the sixth-form common room

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 9:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I once saw a person with an extra chromosome laughing at Lee.
He knows his audience well.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucks sake, this.
How are you people taking it seriously?
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I actually like him
But this is worthy meat for pseuds corner.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 8:56, Reply)
This is a normal post

I'd put him up there with the godlike Daniel Kitson as one of the best standups working today.

Big fucking gap between the two, but still, up there.
 (I helped save b3ta! waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 8:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw Kitson die on his arse a few years ago, it was cringeworthy.
But I do like him when he's on his game, takes deconstruction to untold heights.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 9:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Why isn't russell howard on bbc1
He's easily as good as mrs browns boys
 (dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 10:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Not when you see it in the context
of boasting about his position on Twitter, which does require people to know that he's not actually on Twitter, admittedly.

I assume he's using a few real facts to prop up his lie.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:20, Reply)
This is a normal post he isn't actually on twitter

(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm pretty sure he was taking the piss out of Ricky Gervais

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm on of B3ta's Stewart Lee fans. There, I've said it.
This isn't his finest hour but it was an enjoyable read and valuable satire about the killjoy almost dictator-style corporate takeover of the games.
LOCaC
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 10:09, Reply)