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Death by heart attack, crushed by bus, or hit by a road rager. Bets please.
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 18:57, Reply)
This is a normal post yes, because it would be better for the lorry to stop in the middle of the road

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 19:04, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ this
ruddy self centred cyclist!
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 19:51, Reply)
This is a normal post ^^this^^ but I was hoping for..
Had a heart attack after being hit by roadrager and ending up under a bus.
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 23:23, Reply)
This is a normal post How do you know it was road rage? Maybe that's just how he talks.
I AM HAVING A LOVELY RIDE ON MY BIKE. BEEP BEEP BEEP THIS IS FUN OH LOOK THAT LORRY IS BROKEN DOWN I'D BETTER LET HIM KNOW HE'S IN A BIKE LANE IN CASE HE'S INTERESTED
 (I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 19:29, Reply)
This is a normal post He's riding a child's tricycle.
Listen.
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 19:34, Reply)
This is a normal post stupid cyclist
is stupid
 (I helped save b3ta! scoshi pretending to diet since, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 19:34, Reply)
This is a normal post What a nutter.
I think cyclists are marginalising themselves with this sort of behaviour. 'Oooh. I have no protection so you should look out for me at all times (as I shoot red lights, mow down pedestrians and generally ignore the rules of the road because Im on a bike )' :/
 (Spin Its a thing., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 19:36, Reply)
This is a normal post *some* cyclists.
Let's not have another /links' bike argument :)
(I myself stop at all red lights, don't go on the pavement &c. As all cyclists should).
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 19:39, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ This ^
I follow the rules when cycling.

However, I do spazz out and shout FUCKCUNTWANK! at car & van drivers who don't follow theirs.
 (Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 20:32, Reply)
This is a normal post ^This^
and ^^This^^
 (I helped save b3ta! Araucaria is such a tit, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 20:58, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this too^
although I must admit my favourite shout at the moment is "Doesn't your mam let you ride on the road?"
 (Littlesirjohn sprung up his head and so amazed them all., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 21:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Put your stabilisers back on
'This sort of behaviour' if you don't do it,I wasn't referring to you :p
 (Spin Its a thing., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:32, Reply)
This is a normal post People like him give paedophilia a bad name
And I agree with Tabby that not all are like this. you get a holes in every race religion, movement and creed.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 19:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Humanity;
who needs it?
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 20:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Which is cycling then?
Religion, movement or creed? I suppose sometimes it is a race, ha ha.

I think of it as "getting to work quick in the morning" and "playing out on me bike". Perhaps I'm not taking it seriously enough.
 (North Utsira South Utsira, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 21:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Did I miss something?
I didn't see any red lights and he didn't run into any pedestrians in the clip I saw. Was it part of a longer film?
 (North Utsira South Utsira, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 19:48, Reply)
This is a normal post No, he made himself look like a bit of a twat
by shouting at the lorry which was legitimately parked at the side of the road.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 19:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Well not exactly
He was parked in a cycle lane which is illegal and it looks like he could have parked in the car forecourt instead.
 (I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 21:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought it was legal
If you're unloading, which is != parked. Also, reversing that lot into the forecourt would mean pointing it right across the road and getting in everyone's way, and that cunt would still shout at him anyway.
 (fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 1:45, Reply)
This is a normal post so...
No running of red lights or mowing down pedestrians. Just a bit of shouting. Which many drivers (me included) do habitually from within the safety of their car.
 (North Utsira South Utsira, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 21:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes
It's an outtake from Deathrace 2000
 (I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 20:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh for fucks sake
Everyone on the road is a prick!
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:01, Reply)
This is a normal post He really should have seen that the truck was in the bike lane about 4 seconds before started braking I think

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 20:37, Reply)
This is a normal post That would have ruined the indignant, dramatic effect.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 21:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Isnt he talking about the car thats pulled out?

(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 21:43, Reply)
This is a normal post on rewatching i spotted the man
either way, as a pedestrian in london, i find an upset cyclist hilair.
 (I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 21:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I know it's a completely different story in London and other conjested cities
And I'm aware of cycling laws but, at least i Liverpool, if you just hop on the pavement and take it easy, no one is going to have a go. i have just never understood cyclists who insist on riding on really busy roads and hold traffic up when there is a free pavement. Maybe it's just me.
Edit: And don't take this as a cunty driver's view, I drive and cycle both equally
 (Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Well
You can't really cycle safely at 20mph on a pavement.

Unless it's a decent length of shared use pavement, and they're quite rare.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey he's got stabilizers

(Sherbs, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody cyclists
getting upset at illegally parked commercial vehicles that force them out into traffic and endangering their lives. How ridiculously unreasonable.
You'd never see a motorist have a good shout at someone breaking the law and inconveniencing them. No, never.
 (Rogue Sausage, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 0:11, Reply)