Classic Hayers!
Just wondering if they called you 'pubic' at school?
(, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 16:48, Reply)
He featured on bbc.co.uk/programmes/p04sj2pt/episodes/player
Apparently he has monthly colonoscopies and MRI scans
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 11:30,
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Just think how he will feel
when he gets old and is about to die, just like we all will, and he's wasted his time here not spending his riches on blackjack, cocaine, and dating models.
Maybe he thinks you cannot kill that which has no life.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 11:44,
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Thou canst not kill that which doth not live.
But you can blast it into chunky kibble.
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jonbob loves you, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 12:51,
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still not entirely sure why he thinks we all have to hear about it
Could he not just do all this quietly and privately?
(, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 12:04, Reply)
What was the point of making a metric shitpile of cash if that’s what you’re going to do with it?
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 12:21,
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Weird how few can admit publicly that the cash hasnt made them happy after all, which is implicit in all this
Instead we have to sit through their tedious further adventures
(, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 13:59, Reply)
perhaps he saw zardos that one time
and now he just wants to stick around until society and civil order collapse, so he show the ragged remains of humanity what being privileged really looks like, preferrably from some sort of flying head.
(, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 10:46, Reply)
There is nothing
more erotic than the phrase "scheduled sex".
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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 14:05,
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That's dated a lot.
In my last decade or so in engineering, the new recruits are about 1:1 men and women (and a couple of non-binary people).
Not blaming the Weinersmith, he was right for the time (2010).
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Invisible Wizard - 11th Level MERPer, Sat 16 Sep 2023, 13:52,
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Eh?
The comic has nothing to do with gender balance in the field, only that some engineers are gay.
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jonbob loves you, Sat 16 Sep 2023, 19:47,
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I’ve got a gap in my calendar a week on Tuesday
I’ll diarise you.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 21:12,
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the average human has 350 times the lead in their body
than people of 19th century and earlier. And that's just one unavoidable toxin, there's microplastics everywhere in the air and water, dioxins, nitrogen monoxide, and whole bunch of shitty particulate matter and volatiles in the air. And then all sorts of cosmic radiation that might just fuck up the wrong bit of dna at the wrong moment. Even if he doesn't have any of thousands of genetic risk factors that kick in in old age, he'll accumulate unrepairable genetic damage and age and die just like the rest of us Being alive is bad for your health
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 0:25,
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Evolution has come up with ways to deal with that onslaught of life. He only needs to become a whale or a Greenland shark (not sure that identifying as one would help). This is a great read about many other options: mitpress.mit.edu/9780262547178/methuselahs-zoo/
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 11:06,
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Greenland sharks look their age
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 16 Sep 2023, 6:08,
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Maybe
He doesn't really want to know how your garden grows.
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2kindsofherring, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 6:53,
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