Ask David HasselhoffDavid Hasselhoff is doing some UK gigs (an audience with kind of thing, anecdotes and even singing) and we figured it would be fun to get B3tans to ask him some questions. The plan is we'll go and meet him on Monday armed with your questions, video it, and stick it all online. So what do you fancy asking him? C'mon - you must have a question for Hoff? BTW: Remember to for vote questions you like too. Helps us find the best ones.
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DaveCould you pop round and help me fix my garage roof please?
Thursday or Friday would be fine - I just need you to hold a new panel in place and I'll screw it down.
There's a pint in it for you.
Cheers mate.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 23:17,
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David, if you had to do it all again,Which would you choose, Knightrider, Streethawk or Airwolf?
Maybe You should also have gone for Buck Rogers instead of that rubber faced Gil Gerard cunt who they did choose? Are there are any more awful 80's shows that at the time, you wish you could have been in?
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Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 22:52,
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back when you were in vietnamwhen you were killing napoleons soldiers at the battle of culloden .
did you stop to think that one day you would have a bunion on your left toe? and maybe also a an ingrown finger nail that got septic and burst whilst you where flying the endevour shuttle mission ?
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 22:03,
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on all those long lonely drives did you ever get kitt to you know talk dirty to you while you cracked one off?
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 21:59,
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would it be possible to get kitt to sing your song get in to my carwhilst you pull on a balaclava and get your gaffa tape ready?
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 21:57,
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Do you think if Joshua was around today, instead of blasting on trumpets to knock down the walls of Jerichohe'd have played "I've Been Looking for Freedom" instead?
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 21:55,
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is it realy true that the sea water was so coldit made everything shrink
or were you just born that way?
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 21:55,
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have you ever got home from a day on the beach filming only to find that you have sand under your fore skin?
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 21:54,
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did you ever have trouble remembering youer lines ?say for example when pamela was running towards you with her tits flapping around in slow mo?
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 21:54,
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they say that men compensate for small cocks with flash carsdid you ever feel that by having a talking car it made your cock feel bigger?
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 21:53,
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how did you mange to keep your perm inwith all that sand and sea water it must have played havoc with it
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 21:51,
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Dear Davidis it true you got kicked out the Marriot in Bristol last week for having 2 bottles of vodka with breakfast and for then getting a bit 'frisky'?
Also can I please have 2 free tickets to the panto at the Hippodrome.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 20:48,
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Have you ever urinated on someone While they were handcuffed to a radiator? Or vice-versa?
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Have you ever got your hand stuck behind a radiator whilst talking to someone, and had to sort of wiggle it free, hoping they don't notice the look of rising panic on your face as you jiggle about?(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 17:47,
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Have you ever ground up some crackers and shoved the resulting cracker dust up your anus?(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 17:34,
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Were you angry at not being offered your old role backIn the new series of Knight Rider? Did you put dog shit through the letterboxes of any TV execs?
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Dear David Hasselhoff.Would you rather have knees that bent backwards, or inverted elbows?
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 15:27,
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In car EntertainmentNo matter what new car you buy, is the stereo always a let down?
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Dear HoffWhat is your go to karaoke song?
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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 11:55,
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why are you talking to me?
do you know about halitosis?
do you know you have it?
do you mind if i counter with my flatulence?
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 10:20,
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Did youget on well with the actor who played you in knight rider?
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Do you feel youngerKnowing that about thirty percent of your life was in slow motion.
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Dear Mr HasselhoffHow big was your part in the german reunification?
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HoffBeing a big drinker, a fucking massive drinker some may deduce from your very public boozeshames, would you buy a liver of dubious legacy when needed?
Alt: what aftershave/ cough mixture do you find to be the best loopyjuice? I am a Robitussin man.
*robifuckedlols*
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If your life depended on it.....which would you rather do:
1. Sit on a milk bottle
2. Shag barbed wire
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The only Dave is pushing things forward, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 23:01,
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David, do you sometimes throw on a frock,tie your hair in pigtails and eat ice cream whilst chastising yourself for being a fat little girl no one will ever love?
Just me?
rafter
baz
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