diet coke
icy cold, newly opened, obscenely fizzy diet coke.

pref with cherry.

mmmmmmmmmmm. diet coke.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:25, 14 replies)

yes!
Almost as good as that first guinness of the evening
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:27, closed)

Spppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww
Cherry! Diet?

Has to be full fat and plain
(Biff..., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:50, closed)

oh god no
fullfat is almost chewy!
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:54, closed)

^ this
I've already drunk over a litre in an hour :S
(HoBag (TM) <-- Fookin' legend, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 10:41, closed)

Gurrgh, that sounds like cherry cola - that's disgusting.
Cherry Cola
Bad as Ebola
Very bad mixer
The devil's elixir

Cherry Cola
Rots every molar
Don't mean to lecture
Destroys architecture

Cherry Cola
Soaked with Granola
We can conjecture
A hideous spectre

Cherry cola
Comes from Angola
A taste sensation
Emits radiation

And so on...
(Mucky has squinted at the screen with one eye shut since, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:23, closed)

Haha.
Agreed. And the Vanilla version was awful too.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:02, closed)

But...
I liked vanilla coke :(

Now capuccino flavoured Pepsi, that was evil!
(suicidalducky has too much time on his hands, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:01, closed)

Diet coke == wrong
Fat coke for the win!
( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:57, closed)

Cherry Coke is my speed!
When the wife keeps me awake snoring all night I use cherry coke to keep me going through the day when I am in work.

With out Cherry coke, I am a tired, irritable bad hair day Flakes!
( Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:55, closed)

cherry coke..
mixed with limited edition vanilla coke was HEAVEN.

Cherry-vannila coke was a taste sensation!
(Spangulum nailing your mother since 1824, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 8:58, closed)

it's not just you...
..the guy who sits behind me got in at 0830 this morning and has already drunk two cans... I'm sure they put something in it to keep you coming back for more.
(twiceydrinker hmmm is it pint time?, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:06, closed)

is it because the evil advertising monkeys
have subconsciously persuaded you that a very attractive man will remove his very tight t-shirt the moment you open the can?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:06, closed)

^^ Hmm
It never worked for me... *sigh*
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:32, closed)

Aah, my Kryptonite
Had a run-in with the boss over this stuff. I kept a stash of (properly paid for) tins in the staff fridge, with more in my locker; to keep me going through the early starts, long days, and late finishes that characterise retail life.

He wasn't happy, insisting that we only drank cooler water on duty. Even if we were rushing round like mad on the hottest day for however many years; even if we were pulling cruelly inhumane shifts to keep the place running to his overly ambitious staffing budget; even if we were tucked away in the depths of the warehouse furthest from the public gaze.

His best excuse was that it might look like I was stealing them and security would hassle me over (what he agreed were) legitimately purchased cans from the store.

How ironic then, that he himself was later heavily demoted and transferred out, for unspecified reasons; alleged to be major theft.
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:05, closed)