Annoying stupid people.
It's easy! (early apologies for length)

SD can't take it seriously any more. Not fit to lace your boots? Big words from a cokehead iceland employee! 12:57am - 28 Comments


TWAT at 3:21am December 23
Lol. Wots wrong wiv drinkin 2 much coca cola thn? I hear u find it funny arguin wiv ppl ova petty lil things lol. All i got 2 say if u think u can out smart me wiv ur arguin, bring it on missy.


SD at 3:34am December 23 via Facebook Mobile
oh dear... *shakes head*


TWAT at 3:36am December 23
Ouch dats got me rite where it hurts lol. U'll av 2 do a bit betta than dat meode lol


SD at 3:38am December 23 via Facebook Mobile
why bother? You could've at least gotten the grammar right. Fuck, you've actually given me a headache!


TWAT at 3:40am December 23
Fuck da grammar, wudn't waste da effort on u lol. U mean i've only jus gave u an headahe? U gave me 1 along time ago.


SD at 3:44am December 23 via Facebook Mobile
*sigh* bored now.


TWAT at 3:47am December 23
Ur bored lol. I'm only jus gettin in 2 da groove lol. Ur not very gd at avin an argument dat u supposedly wanted lol. U wudn't lace my boots lol


SD at 3:52am December 23 via Facebook Mobile
.diputs er'uoy (thanks pidgeoncow)


TWAT at 3:57am December 23
Wtf is dat lol. Giv me sumat in english lol


SD at 4:06am December 23 via Facebook Mobile
lol toidi na era yllaer uoy, wow


TWAT at 4:10am December 23
Lol. took u a while 2 write dat lol, u get it off da tinternet lol. I c u've ad 2 resort 2 anotha language coz u cnt say wot u got 2 say in english. Dat is really clever of u, y dint i think of dat lol. Well done shaun, gd boy.


TWAT at 4:14am December 23
Wots dis i hear bout u sayin we're happy wiv r borin lives and happy wiv r shit jobs lol. Well my job not 2 bad, an electrical engineer, bit betta than a security guard i think lol. I'm quite happy wiv my life 2 Got gd job, Nice new 57 plate st, da best m8s and an awesome gal, wot u got thn shaun, fuck all lol.


SD at 4:28am December 23 via Facebook Mobile
Ok now this deserves a response. People forget I'm also part of HM forces. Soon to be 100% HM forces and it's very possible I earn more than you. Also, hope she reads this. in regard to your last comment about time... do you know how hard it is to type backwards using a phone?! You sir, have truly made yourself an ass of yourself. You should be proud.


SD at 4:41am December 23 via Facebook Mobile
I also know a few 'engineers' it's nothing to brag about.


TWAT at 4:47am December 23
Nah nowt 2 brag bout but beats wot u do and is far frm borin which is wot u've sed lol. Well done wiv da previous comments which u spelled backwards lol, gd wrk there, u got me gd lol. Giv urself a pat on da bk lol. 2 think i've been out smarted by u, i must b tired lol.


SD at 4:59am December 23 via Facebook Mobile
Does it? I get paid close to £20,000pa for doing fuck all and my second job is the Territorial Army. Thanks. Shame you deleted that last comment. The one where you still didn't get it. Guess the cogs finally turned? Get some sleep.


TWAT at 5:05am December 23
Ye i get jus ova £20,500pa son. Ye no wunda ur a fat idiot, doin fuck all lol. Lol thought u mite av sumat 2 say bout dat lol. Da machine ad a minor technical glitch lol. Ye i've re-oiled da machine and ready and willin 2 go again lol. Steady as a fuckin rock now i've re-oiled, mite aswell carry on coz i'm quite enjoyin it lol.


SD at 5:08am December 23 via Facebook Mobile
lol awesome...so I do get paid more than you! (The TA pays too)


TWAT at 5:10am December 23
Damn lol, so u get paid mre than me lol. My point woz dat i dnt av a borin or shit job lol


SD at 5:25am December 23 via Facebook Mobile
Yes you do.


TWAT at 5:28am December 23
Av a day off shaun lol. Lets do a job swap 1 day lol. Thn c who's job is borin an shit lol. Wen u joinin da army anyways? U based in Cyprus?


SD at 5:49am December 23 via Facebook Mobile
Why would I want to do that? I've already applied. Don't know, I actually have to finish training first before I'm posted. The Regiment i've applied for (Royal Anglians) are currently based in Germany, but are apparently moving to Cyprus.


TWAT at 6:00am December 23
Gd. Hope u get in so won't av 2 put up wiv ur bitchin lol. Cyprus 2 close 4 my likin lol


SD at 6:08am December 23 via Facebook Mobile
Thanks, I hope I get in too.

*DELETED* (why?) TWAT
Anyways bitchin aside, i hope it wrx out 4 u coz i kno its wot u wan2 do. Gd luck wiv it.


SD at 6:21am December 23 via Facebook Mobile
Thanks.

*DELETED* TWAT
Its bin gd entertainment 2nite lol. Bin a gd laugh lol

*DELETED* TWAT
or shud i say dis mornin lol


SD at 6:25am December 23 via Facebook Mobile
I agree, making you look stupid is fun :)

*DELETED* TWAT
lol i made u look jus as stupid lol


SD at 6:37am December 23 via Facebook Mobile
revetahw...


SD at 6:44am December 23 via Facebook Mobile
Yea...somehow knew you'd start deleting comments.

That's it. Had to bitch, this was the most fun I've had in an argument ever.
(suicidalducky has too much time on his hands, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 8:47, 24 replies)

The Clincher.
Often used by myself to end debate with morons:

"I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with one so clearly unarmed."

(I think it's an Oscar Wilde quote)
(EffinDoubt is breaking glass on, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 9:02, closed)

What?
Get some sleep.
( Ghoti Fingers, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 9:08, closed)

Now I know I'm getting old...
txt spk really annoys me...how difficult is it to add a few extra letters?
( snee held his breath since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 9:11, closed)

text speak really fucking annoys me (can't even force myself to use it for its own name)
also, is £20k considered being paid a lot by a lot of people?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 9:33, closed)

20k is a good wage...
...in 1985
(wrigglesworth, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:15, closed)

kind of what I was thinking

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:51, closed)

This makes no sense on any level...
...except to make the poster look like an illiterate moron.


On the internet.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 9:36, closed)

tl;
dr
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 9:39, closed)

I saw your post and thought...
"There's an 'n' missing there..." (ntldr)

I need to spend some time away from Windoze...

I know, I know - I'm still pissed...
( snee held his breath since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:01, closed)

I don't understand...
...and had to stop reading halfway because my eyes were bleeding.

I never understand those who maintain that using correct grammar and spelling is a 'waste of effort' on the internet. It doesn't take any effort if you bother to learn it. Shame I can't type, really.
(ThomsonsPier consumes, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 9:59, closed)

Arggh
I want to put broken glass into his eyes. Speak English BOY
(jnewco81, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:01, closed)

lol?
Not only was text speak irritating but using the word "lol" as a full stop is shit. Was he really laughing out loud that much?
(BearWithLittleBrain, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:26, closed)

Has anybody noticed
that OP is not the one speaking in text speak and he was relaying the Facebook comment trail from his "annoying stupid people" habit?

It still isn't funny, just letting people know.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:17, closed)

I'd noticed that
but my rage at text speak just overcame me.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:52, closed)

I am overcome with a strong desire to beat the 'TWAT' to within an inch of his sorry life
Aside from the text speak which we all know is reprehensible, I am spluttering with rage over the constant and repeated use of the letter D in place of TH.

It is THIS, THAT and THE!

NOT dis, dat and da!

And as for all the bloody lol-ing all over the place - that's grounds for me to plant my fist in his mouth.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:51, closed)

I dont understand...
You had a fight with someone on Facebook?
Wow thanks for letting me know.
Getting back to the QOTW...
(Shameless, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 14:53, closed)

hmm
Txt speak aside (and it is annoying I'll admit, but its not the end of the world)
- the "idiot" actually sounds like a decent guy. The OP sounds like the twat. Nice little touch finding out he earns less than the "twat". What the fuck are you trying to acheive? You sound like an arrogant, elitist tosser trying to rile what seems to be a OK guy, who may not be the brightest but did nothing wrong.

Your arguments are very dull.

And £20K!! Wouldnt get out of bed for that.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:42, closed)

.
harsh!
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:02, closed)

hrm
I'm not sure anybody came out of that looking good
(plonker, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:47, closed)

No,
It's part of a whole messy situation where some friends have been lost over something stupid. I'd basically gotten drunk and told some friends what I really thought of them. This actually (god knows how) made me look less of a twat in the whole run of things as I had finished arguing at that point.

I tried to end this one early... I really did.

But come on, I know my wage sucks. However, I'm 22 with very few bills and even when I transfer from TA to regular soldier there's still a good chance I'll have more liquid cash than alot of you guys. So up yours. *blows raspberry*
(suicidalducky has too much time on his hands, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:13, closed)

You'll still be a dick though?
Liquid cash buys friends now?
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:24, closed)

This backfired
Only to that specific group of friends...

Oh, leave me alone with the money talk. I'm not that bothered about having a lower income...i'll actually be taking a pay cut when I get out of here, but at least I'll be doing a job I enjoy.

Back to the post, I really had finished making a cock of myself and pissing everyone off till he decided he wanted an argument...maybe if the typing backwards hadn't worked I would've left it! Maybe I enjoy arguing too much. I don't know. I spent a night looking after a mate who'd (yet again) drank too much while another tried it on with a girl who'd only just given me the 'it would never work once you join the Army, lets just be friends, etc' i haven't even been accepted yet and you could've at least done it behind my back!
(suicidalducky has too much time on his hands, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 20:16, closed)

You're 22?
and you have arguments like that?

Jesus...and I thought I was immature...

You going officer?
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 10:15, closed)

So....
How many pictures of tanks do you get to draw in the TA?

Sorry, just thinking about Spaced.
(LongTomBadTom Does Makes Says Thinks, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 0:48, closed)