A German ad
for not being a Nazi:

www.apolitical.info/videos/handicap.mpeg
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:13, Reply)

A 1960s(?) Govt sponsored speed advert...
from eons past...
It's not the context or the content that I hated... it was the whimpering whinging voice that the kid had... I always wanted to kick him in the cunt
I can't quite remember it, but the kid is in the car 'talking' to himself about his parents who are bickering... it goes something like...
"Arguements... There's always arguements".... yadda yadda yadda.. then
"They say bedtime... you're old enough to tell the time, well so is he... the sign says thirty and the clock (speedometer) says 40"

shut up you little fuck... they were only taking you to drop you off at the orphanage!
(bof, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:56, Reply)

An American Ad with Teh Kittehs in it!...
well worth it, plus it could possibly be my ideal job, if only I knew where to apply:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_MaJDK3VNE

The guy with the sticky roller just makes it for me.
(3badcats, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:54, 1 reply)

Zack. He is a Lego maniac.
These adverts taught me how to hate.

(Current 80s warning level: HIGH.)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDH3AoOQzE0

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWCzccRDweU
(TheSnark oh, c'mon, like you didn't see me coming, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:53, 2 replies)

If you persevere through this South African ad...
...you will be rewarded.
(Ladyfingers is in your wardrobe,, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:28, Reply)

Safestyle UK
Wishful thinking here but...

I said you buy on you get one free, I said You buy one you get one free...followed by the staccato clatter of a machine gun and the thudding of snub nosed rounds into his rapidly cooling fur coat clad corpse..
(frightfullybored, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:20, 3 replies)

Shepherds Pie!
This one makes me chuckle:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTe0btbxcP0
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:05, 1 reply)

Saved a few lives, probably
Public Information Films warning young urchins to exercise caution.

The haunting voice of Donald Pleasence, grim reality, grim reaper...

625.uk.com/pifs/lonelywater.htm

video:

www.nationalarchives.gov.uk/films/1964to1979/filmpage_lonely.htm
(roysin, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:56, 1 reply)

I hate those adverts for Lloyd-Webber musicals
They seem to be on for bloody ages, especially at the weekend.
( Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:45, Reply)

One thing that really bugs me is the use of bollocks "science-y" language in shampoo adverts aimed at women.
It's the most patronising, insulting bollocks ever.

"Now with added smoothium and enhanced reflectons to give you shine!"

"Increases colour by up to nine times!"

They know it's bollocks, all but the most fuck-witted under-educated, stupid women know it's bollocks, and it's frankly offensive.

It's basically a modern way of saying "Don't you worry your pretty little head about the science of it - we know you like to, so we'll pander to it, but we know you don't really know what any of it's about anyway, and anyway, shouldn't you be getting yourself ready to look nice for men?"

Grrr.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:43, 11 replies)

I'd forgotten all about Charlie Chuck
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CE-_ABal8vc

Does anybody remember a really old advert for Double Deckers, involving an old London bus? At the very end, it veers off the road and drives into the woods. This was from about 30 years ago though.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:26, 1 reply)

Lying cunts!!
Garnier Nutrisse.

Nutrisse means "nourish".
No it fucking doesn't. Nutrisse isn't a word, any more than Spunkjangle is a word. You made it up. And anyway, only paupers dye their own hair. You might as well say "Nutrisse means you can afford this out of your benefits"

Cunt off Davina. No way you use Lavatory Garnier...
( Sallyrsm, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:08, 7 replies)

A peculiar idea
Using Combat 18 as inspiration to sell cereal.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYks5sNrEfc
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:08, 2 replies)

Old spice
In the US, Old Spice adverts are pretty fucking cool. For a nation who's idea of advertising is to basically paint something on a wrecking ball and then continuously fling about this is a welcome relief.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=owGykVbfgUE

That guy makes me feel all funny and confused inside now.

(It's also filmed in one take)
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 8:56, 7 replies)

silk cut
this was really funny back in the 70's though today having a blacked up white actor, who is John Bird from Bremner, Bird and Fortune, might not be so PC. Great lines and the bit at the end is class.
www.youtube.com/watch#!v=s6Kc5QQ6Pv8
(nimrodihnio making gravy for one., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 8:13, Reply)

The iPhone Ad You'll Never See (NSFW - swearing)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCYD3kAnR5U
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 6:21, Reply)

Tudor crisps
I knew a paper boy who took a packet of tudor out of his wages. He traded it to me in return for me delivering a paper. Bastard tricked me. I had to climb a moontin.
(nraphael, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 4:24, Reply)

'Magic 1170, with all the best hits from the sixties, seventies and eighties'
'Now, Ronan Keating..'
(Iggy Pop's Teeth, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 1:59, Reply)

I know Coldseall Windows phone number.
Its probably not used anymore, from years ago.
(sing fast)
O eight hundred double two double one double five
Is the number to remember
When you always want to dial
Fooooor coldseal conservatriessss
Coldseal windowssssss3
bladdy bladdy blllaaaaa.

Grrrr

Also birdseyes chicken dippers. I tend to sing this over and over in my head when doing mundain tasks.

Everybody knows about the bird
The Birdseye chicken dippers the word
Chicken dippers aint you heard
Birdseye birds eye chicken dippers the word

repeat.... over and over and over again....

Wow i could go on.
Micro chips song anyone? thats another for boring tasks.
(Lord Potato, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 1:57, 5 replies)

Yes Log. All kids love log.
What rolls down stairs
Alone or in pairs
Rolls over your neighbor's dog?
What's great for a snack
And fits on your back?
It's Log! Log! Log!
It's Lo-og, it's Lo-og
It's big, it's heavy
It's wood!
It's Lo-og, Lo-og
It's better than bad
It's good!!!
Everyone want's a log
You're gonna love it Log.
Come on and get your log.
Everyone needs a log.

Log. From Blammo!
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 1:45, 6 replies)

Mr Picking's
Who loves the Choccy always makes me want a Cadbury egg.

Every time.
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 1:43, 2 replies)

On Friday, I bought a bottle of Garlic Bang (trout bait)
and every time I was using it yesterday all I could think of was Cillit Bang.
I wouldn't mind, but I've never seen one of their adverts - it's all your fault, b3ta!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 0:57, 1 reply)

Its cooking lager... but
If you are missing home in bloody London it does make you think...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TX9h558Tz1E
( b3tz, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 0:32, 2 replies)

Kellogs Crunchy Nut Clusters
Ive lost count of how many times this has been on TV tonight.
And its a now a new contender for my most hated ad.
(running a close second to smug french yoghurt lady)
I have a particular hatred for people who hover over a box of chocs for ages trying to decide which one to choose.
Just pick one for fecks sake, its all chocolate, if you dont like the one you chose, just discretely spit the fecker out !
So that bit of the ad where the faux choccie box contains nothing but the same lumps of dry cereal and that bloody woman hovers over it trying to decide which identical lump she is going to pick really makes me growl.
And dont even get me started on the milk fountain and lumps of cereal on sticks.

Crunchy nut clusters?
Clusterfuck nutters more like
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 0:28, 6 replies)

When Roberta from Spotify...
interrupts my music by telling me that the adverts I hear are specially selected so that I only get ones relevant to me. Only to be interrupted 5 minutes later by an advert for an artist who produces music from an entirely different musical genre than I listen to, and have no interest in hearing more.

Not good enough Roberta...not good enough.
( guffguff fuckes your gradeds balls!, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 0:23, 1 reply)

Phone company Telstra
had an ad for their email service, which said

"no more carrying letters around in your pocket until you remember to buy stamps."
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 0:10, Reply)

Hoax?


My mate works in TV advertising and he assures me the sexy ladies in the adverts are not in fact the ones on the end of the phone when you call. I just don't know who to trust...
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 23:52, 2 replies)

Tutti frutti, white ah cutee
Or whatever the fuck it is. In retrospect, i think this advert kickstarted a nervous breakdown.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Wu-aNr7v0U
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 23:47, 3 replies)

Choc a dooby
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOFRIWx5F9c

Mildly lysergic Kinder shaped gibberish, could cause nightmares.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 23:42, 4 replies)