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Woocfot asks: Tell us all about that turning point in your life when it started going downhill. Yeah, that drunken conversation with my dad when he suggested I become a civil servant. Dammit, I could have been an astronaut

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:32)
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November 1991
I got clopped.

I was young and stupid.

I see that as the beginning of my slide into feculent misanthropy, raging alcoholism, sexual deviancy, manic depression and persistent inability to face reality.

I would kill myself, except I'm too much of a coward. Also, the prospect of another Fall album, and a new series of Doctor Who, keeps me going. Yes I am that shallow. It's the only way to cope. Constant distraction.

Now for another pint (my 4th of the evening and by no means the last) before Charlie Brooker's Weekly Wipe.

Before anyone accuses me of wallowing in self-pity, I'm not. These are the facts; this is how I deal. On these terms, I am happy.
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 21:03, 21 replies)
What?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 21:08, closed)
Man leads piss awful life. Swops it for living death.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 21:14, closed)
It's something about haircuts, being shot or being knocked off a bike, dunno which

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 21:15, closed)
bus ticket innit

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 7:48, closed)
Being arrested?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 8:47, closed)
What?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 21:15, closed)
What'd you get done for?

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 28 Feb 2013, 21:19, closed)
What?

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 22:19, closed)
What?

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 22:22, closed)
Eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 22:33, closed)
You bought an over-priced drink in a strip club?
A moment of gullibility is hardly worth ruining your life for. Get over it.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 22:33, closed)
What?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 23:45, closed)
What??

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 23:46, closed)
In the butt???

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 23:46, closed)
I read that as "Snipped"
...damn but thats a harsh way to react to a vasectomy.
(TheASK, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 0:05, closed)
I've read this three times now and nope, nothing.
What do you mean by 'clipped'? It must be something really bad if a children's television programme and a new recording by a clapped-out northern speedfreak are all that's keeping you from suicide.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 8:43, closed)


(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:40, closed)
Captive birds are never truly happy,
but typing this out with your beak is an impressive achievement.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 8:55, closed)
Clipped = Drunk, which would make sense. Unless he means vasectomy?
I wouldn't worry except that the last Fall album was poor.
(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 9:15, closed)
What?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 9:23, closed)
He's a nullo
Ha his cock chopped off, like that chap Enzyme
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:15, closed)
Clickin dis

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:56, closed)
Haha, yeah

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 12:39, closed)
I can only echo
WTF?
(I helped save b3ta! Another_tragic_case wished he hadn't eaten all the cake, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 14:17, closed)
No fucking way
is Mark E. Smith clapped out. Just listen to Imperial Wax Solvent, Your Future Our Clutter or Ersatz G.B.!
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 19:55, closed)
Oh and I mean "clopped"
not "clipped" [post corrected now}.

Hope that's cleared things up.
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 19:58, closed)
You were raped by a horse?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 10:59, closed)
Someone ejaculated onto your eyeball?

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 17:16, closed)

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