I had a chicken Tarka for dinner last night

it's like a chicken tikka only a little otter.

*runs*

*sings ring of bright water*

*gets confused by otter based tear jerkers*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:52, 6 replies)

yay!
A joke that contains otters and curry. Two of my favorite things.
( girlinthehole, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:02, closed)

I live in Tarka Country...
..north devon. Bloody Tarka is everywhere, there's even a sodding scaffolding company named after him.

Everyone seems to not know that the guy who wrote the sentimental bollocks was a nazi. Interned during the war and everything.

I wonder how well my new venture 'Mein Kampf Scaffolding' will turn out...
(inflateable, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 20:25, closed)

@BGB
And me! There's that freaky similarity thing again. We should meet up one day and have midget gems, curry and talk of otters.
What a day it would be.
*gazes dreamily into the distance*
Ahem, sorry, I think the revision is getting to me a bit!
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 20:26, closed)

@BGB
your kitchen cupboards must be great fun to look through!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 21:06, closed)

Joins in crap animal-curry jokes
I was in Korea* a few years ago. Much as I am keen to try the local delicacies, they had a variation of a popular curry that I just couldn't bring myself to try.

No way was I eating kitten tikka massala.

*May not actually have been in Korea
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:51, closed)

Cupboards?
Ok al, you check the cupboards - I'll check her drawers...

/coat
( snee held his breath since, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 9:09, closed)