Annoying Partners
As a recent divorcee, it would be churlish to reveal what annoys me the most about my ex, apart from that unfortunate business with the crinkle-cut beetroot which tipped us over the edge. So, what winds you up about your significant other? If you have no partner, tell us about workmates. If you have no workmates, improvise with an annoying tramp
( , Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:47)
As a recent divorcee, it would be churlish to reveal what annoys me the most about my ex, apart from that unfortunate business with the crinkle-cut beetroot which tipped us over the edge. So, what winds you up about your significant other? If you have no partner, tell us about workmates. If you have no workmates, improvise with an annoying tramp
( , Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:47)
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Films my wife has said are shit
My wife is a bit younger than me, so missed out on some of the best films the planet has ever seen, so I decided some time ago to educate her in the ways of the awsome film, but she has resolutely declared most of them "shit".
These films include:
Breakfast Club
Weird Science
Lost Boys
Robocop
Terminator
AWOL
Blood Sport
Mad Max
Predator
Red Heat
Universal Soldier
Shocker
Enter the Dragon
The Running Man
Highlander
House
Under Siege
More will be added as I remember how wrong she is...
Edit:
First off, you're all wrong. Second, she also hates:
Evit Dead
Night / Dawn / Day Of the Dead
The Thing
Hellraiser
Rambo
Dark City
Romper Stomper
( , Sun 7 Aug 2011, 20:43, 28 replies)
My wife is a bit younger than me, so missed out on some of the best films the planet has ever seen, so I decided some time ago to educate her in the ways of the awsome film, but she has resolutely declared most of them "shit".
These films include:
Breakfast Club
Weird Science
Lost Boys
Robocop
Terminator
AWOL
Blood Sport
Mad Max
Predator
Red Heat
Universal Soldier
Shocker
Enter the Dragon
The Running Man
Highlander
House
Under Siege
More will be added as I remember how wrong she is...
Edit:
First off, you're all wrong. Second, she also hates:
Evit Dead
Night / Dawn / Day Of the Dead
The Thing
Hellraiser
Rambo
Dark City
Romper Stomper
( , Sun 7 Aug 2011, 20:43, 28 replies)
Breakfast Club
is, in my opinion, over-rated tripe. The rest of 'em are great so, I guess, overall, you win.
( , Sun 7 Aug 2011, 21:26, closed)
is, in my opinion, over-rated tripe. The rest of 'em are great so, I guess, overall, you win.
( , Sun 7 Aug 2011, 21:26, closed)
with the possible exceptions of predator and the running man
i agree with her
( , Sun 7 Aug 2011, 21:40, closed)
i agree with her
( , Sun 7 Aug 2011, 21:40, closed)
fair play to the lady she is correct
however breakfast club does have a good sound track in its defense, you on the other hand have no defense and need to taken out side and shot/raped etc in what ever order as you clearly have no point or goals in life , may as well get it over with now
( , Sun 7 Aug 2011, 22:00, closed)
however breakfast club does have a good sound track in its defense, you on the other hand have no defense and need to taken out side and shot/raped etc in what ever order as you clearly have no point or goals in life , may as well get it over with now
( , Sun 7 Aug 2011, 22:00, closed)
How...
...can someone declare Enter the Dragon is shit and simultaneously punch you in the face? She's clearly not rejecting violence as the solution to problems so by default she must be complaining about Bruce Lee's technique, in which case she needs a one-inch punch to the fuck.
( , Sun 7 Aug 2011, 22:55, closed)
...can someone declare Enter the Dragon is shit and simultaneously punch you in the face? She's clearly not rejecting violence as the solution to problems so by default she must be complaining about Bruce Lee's technique, in which case she needs a one-inch punch to the fuck.
( , Sun 7 Aug 2011, 22:55, closed)
If seen for the first time at the right age they're ace films
However seeing them again once an adult some are less than excellent (I'm looking at JCVD mainly).
Arnie films will rock forever. Saw Red Heat again the other day. Amazing.
( , Sun 7 Aug 2011, 23:32, closed)
However seeing them again once an adult some are less than excellent (I'm looking at JCVD mainly).
Arnie films will rock forever. Saw Red Heat again the other day. Amazing.
( , Sun 7 Aug 2011, 23:32, closed)
steady there we will have non of your facts here corupting the interweb
if some one says its a fact then it is a lie if wiki says its a fact then its true
( , Mon 8 Aug 2011, 8:07, closed)
if some one says its a fact then it is a lie if wiki says its a fact then its true
( , Mon 8 Aug 2011, 8:07, closed)
'My taste in films is better than yours, you stupid woman'
Makes you the annoying one.
( , Mon 8 Aug 2011, 8:45, closed)
Makes you the annoying one.
( , Mon 8 Aug 2011, 8:45, closed)
*Enters obligatory peadofile joke*
( , Mon 8 Aug 2011, 8:46, closed)
Commando
As long as the greatest action movie EVER MADE in the whole UNIVERSE!!111!!!1 isn't included in that list, then all is fine.
( , Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:38, closed)
As long as the greatest action movie EVER MADE in the whole UNIVERSE!!111!!!1 isn't included in that list, then all is fine.
( , Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:38, closed)
In order:
Shit
Shit except for Kelly Le Brock
Shit
Excellent
Excellent
WTF?
Shit
Overrated shit
Excellent
Now you're taking the piss
See above
See above
See Mad Max above
Excellent
See Mad Max above
She doesn't like Hugh Laurie?
Excellent
Extra list:
Not my cup of tea
See above
See above
See above
Excellent original series - latest one is shit
Not seen it, but isn't it Russell Crowe? In which case, it'd have to work hard not to be shit.
( , Mon 8 Aug 2011, 13:49, closed)
Shit
Shit except for Kelly Le Brock
Shit
Excellent
Excellent
WTF?
Shit
Overrated shit
Excellent
Now you're taking the piss
See above
See above
See Mad Max above
Excellent
See Mad Max above
She doesn't like Hugh Laurie?
Excellent
Extra list:
Not my cup of tea
See above
See above
See above
Excellent original series - latest one is shit
Not seen it, but isn't it Russell Crowe? In which case, it'd have to work hard not to be shit.
( , Mon 8 Aug 2011, 13:49, closed)
I think next week I will just take the question
whatever it is, and use it to list my favourite movies.
Actually, no I won't, because no one is fucking interested.
( , Mon 8 Aug 2011, 13:56, closed)
whatever it is, and use it to list my favourite movies.
Actually, no I won't, because no one is fucking interested.
( , Mon 8 Aug 2011, 13:56, closed)
Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here
These films will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me.
( , Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:06, closed)
These films will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me.
( , Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:06, closed)
A bad tempered dimwitted oversized reptile unable to even masturbate properly due to tiny fliddy arms?
( , Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:23, closed)
( , Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:23, closed)
Too true
It's like they *ain't got time to bleed*. I certainly don't.
( , Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:44, closed)
It's like they *ain't got time to bleed*. I certainly don't.
( , Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:44, closed)
Your problem is
that you married a woman. These are not films made for women.
( , Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:59, closed)
that you married a woman. These are not films made for women.
( , Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:59, closed)
i would rather watch a cows arse puckering up than talk crap films with you
obviously you have no self esteem or friends and thus you are embroiled in self deluding loop of movie shite hopeing for the chance comment over heard from some one saying they also like a film from the list so that you can wade in with your dried hanky of stale jizz film facts and trivia, dear god please dont let that happen or you may be responsible for some one taking there life .
i could be wrong but then i am a man and thus perfect
( , Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:29, closed)
obviously you have no self esteem or friends and thus you are embroiled in self deluding loop of movie shite hopeing for the chance comment over heard from some one saying they also like a film from the list so that you can wade in with your dried hanky of stale jizz film facts and trivia, dear god please dont let that happen or you may be responsible for some one taking there life .
i could be wrong but then i am a man and thus perfect
( , Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:29, closed)
/\ what monster munch said /\
but with added money shots
and tappas bar snacks
( , Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:30, closed)
but with added money shots
and tappas bar snacks
( , Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:30, closed)
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