Current gf
Her kisses as a text sign off - the contents of the message is irrelevant;

XxX = All is fine and you have been a good boy.
Xxx = You have done something which displeases me, but I'm not going to tell you what.
X = You are in deep shit, arsehole.
No kisses = I'm going to give you 12 hours of ranting and you had better bring flowers you fucker. And no idea why.

Even in XxX mode, whoa betide if I don't reply within 30seconds with xXx, “because they fit together”

As with a number of others, she is a fruit loop but as her ex husband paid £10k, she will always have nice norks.

Requests for pictures will be obliged.
(Suck it and Sea, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 18:52, 54 replies)

Does she know you spend your online time perving over other women as well as offering to show strangers naked pictures of her?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:21, closed)

who gives a fuck? I wanna see tits!

(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:30, closed)

b3ta.com/questions/annoyingpartners/post1311088
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:34, closed)

that was a lot pages to go through

(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:04, closed)

Course
She does, I don't have a perma cold.
(Suck it and Sea, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:32, closed)

I was
about to make a comment about what a decent fellow you seem to be, what with offering the sweaty internets pictures of your girlfriends chest. But AB seems to have that covered quite nicely.


Edit: And when I say 'decent fellow', I mean 'seedy fuckbag', in case I was too subtle.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:28, closed)

Don't tell anyone, but if you put 'naked ladies' into Google I'm told that on the very last search entry, there's some uncovered boobies.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:32, closed)

Really?
You'd think someone would tell people that so they didn't have to sweat here, wouldn't you?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:35, closed)

Picts, please.

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:29, closed)

Martyrs, please.

( flake has nothing against your right leg, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:19, closed)

lol

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:33, closed)

An emotional cripple with plastic tits?
You hit the jackpot there, my friend.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:02, closed)

*click*
hahahah
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 8:37, closed)

she's a realdoll, isn't she?
it's ok. nobody here is going to judge you
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:22, closed)

A real Doll
Wouldn't quaff wine as much!
(Suck it and Sea, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:49, closed)

Pictures of tits...
...or this is made up.
(FUXTIX Not my words, Carol, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 23:06, closed)

Ok
Due to popular demand .....

www.b3tards.com/u/59f024cbe5224c89e5ce/imag0301.jpg
(Suck it and Sea, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 23:25, closed)

Was that picture taken in a disabled toilet?

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:30, closed)

hold onto your hats, internet.
agreeing with mock turtle, right here...
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:06, closed)

I sincerely hope you had your lady-friend's permission to post that pic.
& if so I'm sure you'll have hot, sweaty sex to celebrate you posting a pic of her decolletage on b3ta.
Otherwise I have 1 acronym for you - EXIF.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:40, closed)

Extra Xylophones If Failing?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:14, closed)

Play him off, Xylophone Cat!
Oh cripes. www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMJ64EePvUE
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:14, closed)

You'd be astounded what Suckit's HTC Desire HD phone says about him and where he is.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:23, closed)

He's got a fetish for underagers in public bogs?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:25, closed)

I'm short a xylophone & I think he needs someone a little bit
more internet-savvy to guide him through posting rudey pics on the web.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:30, closed)

Rule one: Take pictures of someone with half-decent tits.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:23, closed)

And those cost ten grand?
Her ex-husband was robbed.
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:41, closed)

They're not even fucking level.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:11, closed)

Mine are bigger than that.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:14, closed)

So are mine
Fatties unite!
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:17, closed)

The comedy here is in that I'm not even a little bit fat.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:20, closed)

PROTIP: if you're going to boast about your girlfriend's tits on the internet,
do not subsequently post a blurry photo of a post-op transsexual wearing cheap underwear in a public toilet.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:07, closed)

arf

(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:20, closed)

LOOK AT ME! I'VE GOT A GIRLFRIEND, HONEST!

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:14, closed)

IN BEFORE THE DELETE!!!

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:19, closed)

Notice also how her arms are raised.
A common method among glamour models to make their breasts appear less saggy.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:18, closed)

when posing for headless phonecam glamour shots in public bogs.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:19, closed)

Looks like she's sucking her gut in as well.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:19, closed)

Shit tits!
You pleb.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:25, closed)

LOLMETH!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:37, closed)

I take it he took the implants with the divorce?
By the state of the spaniel's ears on the skank whose headless purple corpse you've posted here...
( da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:21, closed)

here you go....
nice pair of tits for you....

alturl.com/3tunv
(Lip Up Fatty Fatty Reggae still loves BBQ food on, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 8:46, closed)

I'm going to regret this...

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:03, closed)

...but not as much as I expected.

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:04, closed)

I regretted it less than Suckit's link...

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:24, closed)

nice tits!

(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:09, closed)

70 odd replies over 2 threads
Now Suckit has gone a bit quiet
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:42, closed)

he's googling 'how to remove exif data when you've already posted a piss-poor photo of your girlfriends tits on one of the least friendly corners of the internet'.
or something.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:28, closed)

especially a photo taken in a public toilet at 22.56 on the 21st of april 2011.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:35, closed)

This isn't the least friendly corner of the internet
that's /talk
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:50, closed)

i straddle the boards like a colossus, thank you.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 16:55, closed)

"spouting shit" apparently ;o)


I did know that was why I mentioned you cliquey cunts in the 1st place
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:07, closed)

OH ZING!

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:58, closed)

I realise this morning this comes across as very agressive
it was suposed to be a slighly rude b3ta style comeback. But I was in a piss about somthing at work and I sounded like a prick.

Sorry

loving your work ;)
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 8:11, closed)