There used to be a building site on Woodhouse Lane in Leeds where someone had painted "IT IS THE FACE WISH HOW" in three-foot letters along one wall.
I'd quite like to meet the anonymous scribe responsible, if only to ask what the completed message would have said, and/or what the chuffing hell they were on about.

I used to see it at least twice a day for the best part of a year, and even now it's nagging at my unconscious.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 19:57, 5 replies)

This reminds me
Of a bit in one of the louis de bernieres south american trilogies, where the hero sees some graffiti in english on a wall. It says, Earl is a real cool dude. So he looks up the words one by one and learns that it translates as the english nobleman ranking between a baron and a duke is an actually existing townsman of a moderate temperature.

Then it says, he was tormented for weeks as to why someone would scribe such a gnomic utterance on a wall. That's you, that is!! Also, M25, junction 17 or so. Who wrote that shit about giving peas a chance so legibly upside down on a motorway bridge? Who?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 21:23, closed)

Reminds me of some Graffiti
daubed on on of the bridges over the line that goes out to Baslidon.."linda ,will you marry me" I often wonder if she did.
( bane, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 23:13, closed)

Give peas a chance
Makes me grin everytime I go past it...it's amusing now, but when it just said 'peas' it was a definite wtf?
( snee held his breath since, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 9:56, closed)

At the back of my garden
was a large brick wall covered in ivy.

When I cut it down one day, it revealed the slogan "vote sausage" in big white letters.

(And do you know what? I did)
( camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 21:37, closed)

best graffiti ever...
pub in Oxford... "Talbot Ponceby has an arse like a windsock"
(Chad, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 16:14, closed)