you call that weird?
my brother started seeing a girl a few years ago. her ex decided to burn my brother's car out in retaliation. then, there was a shoebox left on the front door. a shoebox with her cat in it. the cat he had just killed.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 23:25, 4 replies)

Oh
Ok you win!
(BeardyMat, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 23:32, closed)

he's split up with her now
she turned out to be a total coke whore.
still, at least he got a kid out of it.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 0:14, closed)

ummm
I hope that was reported to the police - funny, killing an animal might get more jail time than killing an actual person - go figure.
(Subway Riding the rails underground, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 4:56, closed)

it was reported
but he said he'd found the cat outside her house, coincidentally with its neck broken.
the police did nothing.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 1:59, closed)

I don't anal but am not legally trained.
However, if I recall correctly killing an animal such as a cat is perfectly legal as long as it doesn't suffer.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 19:01, closed)

That'll
teach her to date Schroedinger.
(kitescreech still here, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 12:17, closed)

Hahaha!

(Tugnut I got them all..., Sun 17 Jan 2010, 12:20, closed)

Hmm
Am tempted by the way of the 'phone number revenge.. Very tempted..
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 13:15, closed)

another good one.....
write their number on banknotes......
(tofer is sweating like a dyslexic on countdown......, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 17:56, closed)

oof!

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 2:00, closed)

:D
the unsung b3ta hero is Schroedinger :)
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 8:42, closed)

I read that as
"bum my brother's car".
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:52, closed)