Where has the litter bin?

(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 19:19, 3 replies)

Why has it taken many years
Since I first suggested this idea for a QOTW to finally manifest itself?
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 18:56, 3 replies)

Photoshop7 stopped running on Vista, it just crashes my machine every time I run it.
I'm either unlucky or stupid (take your pick) for running Vista but if you know how to make this work (that computability mode stuff isn't working out, nor uninstall/re-install) I'll make some content, honest.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 18:12, 7 replies)

I'd like another reason to send all the Muslims back to Islamabad.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 16:16, 5 replies)

UFO Characteristics
Do you notice UFO's look different today than when you were younger? Why is that?
(Perv With A Dog had his eyes pecked out by scrub jays on, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 16:14, 7 replies)

why am i such a 'tard when it comes to spelling and punctuation?

( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 15:50, 4 replies)

Any black men not had sex with a white woman but want to?
Get in touch! We can tell people it's a science experiment so you don't feel like a man-slut.
(Thor McLegend FUCK SHITPANTS PAC MAN, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 14:09, 2 replies)

Why Did The McCanns
Ever bother to have kids in the first place?
(Mackeson_drinker, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 13:59, 2 replies)

Anyone willing to invest in my new invention?
One of the miseries of modern life is Car Key Placement Deficit Syndrome. We've all suffered from this horror.

One uses the key to unlock the Jag, places oneself in the vehicle and then finds there’s nowhere to put the key because the auto-voiture has a start button.

I've invented a special slot in the dashboard that not only acts as a place to safely house a car key for the duration of the journey, but through the application of electronics, replaces the start button completely!

I’m looking for two hundred large for a 3% slice of my action.
(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 13:41, 3 replies)

what is "ignore 2.0"?

(gearanach #wankwankwank, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 13:21, 30 replies)

Why do nice girls hate me?

(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 13:11, 12 replies)

Why can't we all just get along?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 13:07, 2 replies)

What would you type in an open communiqué to certain members of b3ta?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 12:05, 10 replies)

How do I join a new copper pipe onto an old one, when they're slightly different sizes?
The old one is probably an Imperial width and the new one is a standard 15mm.

I'm probably going to end up replacing all the old pipes with new ones, aren't I? Bummer.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 9:09, 20 replies)

Is this the real life?
Is this just Battersea?
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 0:43, Reply)

How far underground does a tube go?
How can an orange peel, when it has a crispy shell?
I wonder what melts in a milk chocolate mouth?
Is this the red sea, or am I just seeing red?
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 23:54, Reply)

who is currently considered Hot in the public sphere of influence?
Personally I miss the prospect of the Grotbags sex tape media explosion.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 1 Jun 2013, 23:12, 1 reply)

Why are Americans?

( Infidel , shit and wrong, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 22:17, 11 replies)

Live and let live?
Question......If you trapped a rat would you kill it?
The misses was having kip at home after coming home from hospital and I,m out in the car,when she rings me screaming theres a rat in the house.
Anyway I gets home and it turns out the cat has brought it home as a gift (as they do) and dumps it on the bed and its stunned, so small she traps it in a pint glass,by the time i get home its awake and pissed off in this glass out the back,so i takes a peak and bastard escapes, i,m chasing it my 2 cats are chasing it ,and the cat gets him again .
Anyway I gets the rat out of its mouth and its in my hand............and i let it go....well threw him over the wall and said to myself,good luck buddy.
(andycrass loves two hats on, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 21:53, 13 replies)

I know what glass cock means
but what did it originate from?
(boarders You won't catch me with my trousers, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 21:11, 27 replies)

melting pot
Blue mink sang about a great big melting pot,but would they really be coffee coloured?
(andycrass loves two hats on, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 20:39, 4 replies)

How is babby formed? How is babby formed? How girl get pragnant?

(Redemption blamed it on the Bossa Nova since, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 20:23, Reply)

Donald-
Whears ye troosers?
(bangthedrum, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 20:01, Reply)

ghosttown
Do you remember the good old days in a de ghosttown?
(bangthedrum, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 20:00, 2 replies)

Where's my keys?
I mean, like, I put them down a minute ago and where the fuck did I put 'em, eh?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 19:55, 3 replies)

How do you pronounce the word 'scone'?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 18:12, 14 replies)

Why do they call Legless, Legless
And whose Ring does he bear?
(Perv With A Dog had his eyes pecked out by scrub jays on, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 17:11, 2 replies)