why aren't you dead yet?
pathetic as you are, how do you still exist?
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 30 May 2013, 20:20, 3 replies)

I can't decide which is best,
a curvaceous bottom or a matched pair of magnificent breasts.

Which ladybits to win?
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Thu 30 May 2013, 20:18, 11 replies)

Has Apeloverage ever written anything worth reading?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 30 May 2013, 20:17, 1 reply)

Why is it that although one goes to bed, apparently free of grit...
...when you get up in the morning, your bed's always full of bits?
(Penguinbert killed Ken Dodd's dad's dog, Thu 30 May 2013, 20:01, 4 replies)

why do people struggle so much with using its/ it's?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 30 May 2013, 19:55, 8 replies)

Why is /qotw dying on its arse?

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 30 May 2013, 19:53, 5 replies)

Why is /links dying on its arse?

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 30 May 2013, 19:53, 3 replies)

Why is /talk dying on its arse?

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 30 May 2013, 19:53, 2 replies)

Why is /board dying on its arse?

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 30 May 2013, 19:53, 7 replies)

When are you going to do the decent thing and stop all the mods from fingering dogs' bumholes?

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 30 May 2013, 19:44, Reply)

An interesting question
Have you ever been - to electric ladyland?
well then B3ta users... here are some good and quite relevant questions to all of you 'internet shut ins'.

1 - Have you ever been outside?
2 - Have you ever had a girlfriend/Boyfriend?
3 - Do you still live with your mum?
4 - Mac or PC?
5 - When you post on /talk, do you have homosexual thoughts?
6 - When you post on /talk, do you have unsuitable thoughts about children?
7 - Do you prefer magenta cock or glasscock?
8 - Can any B3ta user please define 'FLUFFY'?
9 - As you are all L33T, can you please describe these abbreviations for the the non l33t visitors here? a/s/l, ftp, http, smpt, a2m, 1utb, lol, dvda, rofl, pmsl, hdmi, ? cant be bothered any more.
10 - what have I got in my pocket?

This ones for you, B3tans, enjoy! - extra points for sarcasm, abuse and general muckiness.
(bangthedrum, Thu 30 May 2013, 19:35, 8 replies)

Weird. I was just wondering,
Have you got a problem you think the rest of the B3ta collective can solve? Are you an idiot? Tell B3ta and we'll help you out. Probably. BE FLUFFY.
( the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Thu 30 May 2013, 19:34, Reply)

alright?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 30 May 2013, 19:28, 5 replies)

What should I drink this evening:
Tramps' Tenant's Tennent's Super or Tesco Value Spanish Red Wine?
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Thu 30 May 2013, 19:07, 6 replies)

Will this end well?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 30 May 2013, 19:04, 6 replies)

Problems?
I don't have any problems.

But happy to help any of you lot out. Ask away...
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Thu 30 May 2013, 18:39, 13 replies)

Okay...
Do you think that those Germans who were born in the latter years of or even after the second world war are in any way responsible for what happened in said war?
(GermanGuy invaded on, Thu 30 May 2013, 18:38, 8 replies)

Do you feel my heart beating?
Do you understand?
Do you feel the same?
Am I only dreaming?
Is this burning an eternal flame?
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Thu 30 May 2013, 18:34, 1 reply)

who gives better advice, strangers who don't know you or the situation
or friends, who know both inside out, but might then be biased?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 May 2013, 18:15, 9 replies)

Why can't we turn QOTW
into something like a cheerful and friendly pub, where people tell funny jokes and touching stories and support each other..., oh yeah, that's why.
Never mind.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Thu 30 May 2013, 18:14, 5 replies)

It looks like you're writing a letter. Would you like some help with that?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 30 May 2013, 18:02, Reply)

Could I just confirm that you're the principal cardholder?

( Zuowan, Thu 30 May 2013, 17:59, Reply)

Where are the mods with the step-hammer?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 30 May 2013, 17:46, 2 replies)

Is it ethically viable
to adopt underprivileged street urchins (giving them a warm and loving home) for the purpose of racing them around for profit ?
(shake'n'bake Tally Ho, Biatch!, Thu 30 May 2013, 17:27, 1 reply)

Have you ever been to a Harvester before?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 30 May 2013, 17:24, 1 reply)

Is it the Red Zone or White Zone for loading and unloading of Passengers only?

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 30 May 2013, 17:22, 2 replies)

Do you have a problem with any of these cities being on the list?
Top cities in order of ‘happiness’
1. Sheffield
2. Edinburgh
3. Brighton
4. Cardiff
5. Liverpool
6. Leeds
7. London
8. Belfast
9. Southampton
10. Plymouth
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 30 May 2013, 17:15, 5 replies)

Was the Sheds thread deleted?
Can't find it.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 30 May 2013, 17:07, 1 reply)

Should I get a helping of tasty cocaine
on the way home from the pub tonight?

Or just stick to the real ales?
( Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Thu 30 May 2013, 17:06, 13 replies)