Who do you want me to be, to make you sleep with me?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 16:09, Reply)

For a few years now, i've been thinking about trying some weed.
I'm coming up to my 30s now, and I haven't tried it for about 10 years or soo. I've only had it about 5 times, and every time i've "white out", but I'm thinking if I can get some week shit, then it'll be alright.

I've been speaking to my doctors about it, and the main downside i've been told is that it'll work on me (as a pain killer) and then i'll be hooked on it. It has many advantages to my illness (chrones), and that i'm really interested in trying it. I'm in two minds though, because I have anxiety issues and weed with that is a bad thing.

I also don't really drink, so I think a bit of puff would be good as a weekend-relaxer.

I was really against the stuff for many years because I saw my friends abuse it and one by one completly fuck up their uni directly because of it.

I don't want to be a stonner, I just wanna take a joint on a saturday night and nosh out while chilling.

Whats your thoughts on the stuff?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 15:07, 34 replies)

Which is better;
toilet roll unravelling from the top of the roll, or from underneath?
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 14:39, 6 replies)

Why wasn't QOTW in the newsletter?
Apart from the obvious reason.
( Peej, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 14:27, Reply)

Why do you see yourself in five years time?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 14:04, 3 replies)

when
did people start thanking bus drivers when they get off the bus? i've only noticed it in the last couple of years. why?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 13:57, 19 replies)

How do I get you alone?

(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 13:35, 7 replies)

What's so funny about peace, love and understanding
?
(Barnetboy, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 13:34, Reply)

Which would win in a fight?
Actually team, here's a question which has been keeping me awake at night.

Which would win in a fight, a wolverine or a honey badger? They're both really badass. I emailed the zoo, but have yet to receive a reply.
(Bob the Builder killed Captain Alex, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 9:59, 1 reply)

Darts, or pool as pub sports? Sports, in the loosest definition.
Or those other less well known ones? Bar skittles. That pool type game where you have little mushroom thingies and the play is timed. Cribbage. Shove ha'penny.
Or do you just go to the pub to get wankered?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 9:32, Reply)

Rap, Hip-Hop, Scratching & 'celebrity DJs'
Why?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 8:15, 4 replies)

How come this keeps happening?

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 1 Jun 2013, 5:59, 19 replies)

My problem is that I occasionally have meltdowns and kick off with fellow B3tards...

However, it seems that almost every post I do nowadays, instead of creating anything like constructive criticism, tends to attract various dimwitted fuck-knuckles who seem to get off on casting aspersions on my every word.

What's that about? What is there to gain? Help me B3ta!!!!
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Sat 1 Jun 2013, 0:07, 22 replies)

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?

(Woodlouse say it with flowers. Send her a Triffid, Fri 31 May 2013, 23:50, 3 replies)

Should I go to bed now?

( TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Fri 31 May 2013, 23:20, 6 replies)

How do you like your eggs in the morning?

( TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Fri 31 May 2013, 23:04, 2 replies)

How do you do a sex on a lady?

( TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Fri 31 May 2013, 23:02, 4 replies)

Can cannibalism be justified in modern western society?

( TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Fri 31 May 2013, 22:56, 3 replies)

What is the best way of disposing of the bodies?

( TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Fri 31 May 2013, 22:55, Reply)

How many roads must a man walk down,
Before you call him a man?
( TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Fri 31 May 2013, 22:34, 5 replies)

What role does Boxer play on the farm?
Why does Napoleon seem to feel threatened by him? In what ways might one view the betrayal of Boxer as an alternative climax of the novel (if we consider Napoleon’s banishment of Snowball and the pigs’ initial consolidation of power as the true climax)?
( TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Fri 31 May 2013, 21:53, 12 replies)

What's the optimum weight for a pheasant?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 31 May 2013, 21:19, 6 replies)

Where do babies come from?

(Woodlouse say it with flowers. Send her a Triffid, Fri 31 May 2013, 21:06, 7 replies)

Where exactly is my jumper?

(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:30, 2 replies)

Why is football such a shit sport?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:20, 7 replies)

I wish I could fly right up to the sky
but I can't.

Can I?
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:08, 4 replies)

What were the skies like when you were young?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:04, 12 replies)

When did coon become racialist?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 31 May 2013, 18:12, 11 replies)

What have I got in my bumhole?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 31 May 2013, 17:55, 17 replies)