Her parents must be so proud


metro.co.uk/2013/11/14/ive-passed-with-horn-ors-elina-named-britains-most-promiscuous-student-after-sleeping-with-three-men-a-week-4187761/
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 10:53, 18 replies)

I used to do that.
Then again I'm not a girl so I can't be slut-shamed.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 11:08, closed)

Dayyum bro, no that shit make you a PLAYA, yo

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 11:12, closed)

No. It just means all the women I slept with at university were disgusting slags.
Or sutin.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 11:17, closed)

I have never since scored
with the regularity and ease as I did at uni

I think my powers were diminished like Sampson when I cut my long hair off to go job hunting
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 12:43, closed)

which three men?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 11:26, closed)

The ones who looked most drunk or emotionally vulnerable.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 12:23, closed)

You fucking hussy.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 13:53, closed)

There's no two ways about it
I was a terrible slag.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 14:27, closed)

I read this in The Metro this morning.
I had a similar reaction. Ironically, it was only a few pages after a woman with "Othello Syndrome", who makes her boyfriend take a lie-detector test every time he leaves the house, as she's so paranoid he'll eye someone up.

In other news, The Metro has morphed into Take A Break.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 11:29, closed)

It's always been a Daily Mail Take a Break hybrid.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 12:22, closed)

I never read it for that very reason
But I was on the bus and person next to me was. That headline caught my eye
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 12:35, closed)

It's owned by the Mail, innit?
They just use the same stories but remove some of the longer words so as not to confuse the dull bigoted.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 13:54, closed)

they're a lot less Tory-sympathetic than the Mail though
there's no love lost between them and George Osborne, that's for sure
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:37, closed)

+e a
( Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 15:37, closed)

Not one for gossip but
Did you see the jealous woman?

Good grief.
(fivetide, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 10:58, closed)

Probably still would.

( Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 15:38, closed)

I read this
in the Metro this morning and the thing that struck me was the fact she would sleep with one student and then go out and shag another. I wonder if her strange got a wash between shags....?
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:32, closed)

Funny, I was incredibly horny at uni,
but hardly ever had sex.
Where's my award?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:38, closed)