A record?
When I was 14 or thereabouts, upon taking ownership of a glossy new edition of Men Only, I managed to spill my filthy seed eight times in one evening. Can anyone claim to have beaten this milestone of crusty-handkerchiefness?
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 19:08, 15 replies)

I would like to meet the person
who could not claim to have beaten (ahurr) that.

I hereby claim I once wanked 924 times in a three day period.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 19:16, closed)

This is not a Pathetic Sex Lie
I really did do my best impersonation of Santa that night.
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 19:22, closed)

I didn't say it was
but one can claim anything they like. :P

I almost certainly whittled myself to an equally fine point when I was around 14, too.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 19:29, closed)

weekend-long Golden Girls marathon?

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 19:22, closed)

Oh fuck!
And when there was a lull in Allo Allo, no waitresses in the last few minutes, so it was Madame Edith or nothing.
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 19:37, closed)

i once
managed 11 in an 8 hour period.

i called my friend to let him know, i was proud. i was also 14.
(Catch21, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 20:00, closed)

Hahahaha!
We've all been there. :)
( Evil Bastardo, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:25, closed)

not beaten
but equaled.

*awkward high fives*
( rob, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 20:27, closed)

Surely you mean
*Squelchy high fives*

*Hides*
(Petite chien is going to do science to it, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 20:32, closed)

not a milestone but
have never beaten a milestone...........
but i hae beaten my self sensless ;-}
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 20:38, closed)

im 28
I could beat that record now, in fact, I'm a third of the way there already
(sonofstuj is exactly who you think he is, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:25, closed)

A third of 8 ?
Which means you were fwapping with one hand and typing with the other. Now that's multi-tasking.
( Ramsay Tupper, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:35, closed)

Pffft
If you've managed to keep count it means you've havn't beaten me.

After a 6 hour spunk fested cock jangling everything seems to roll into one, time ceases to exist and all you notice is the dry heaving comming from your balls as you climax for the 100th time.

Seriously you could have lit a fire with my foreskin and a bit of kindling.
( retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:47, closed)

I think my record is seven
ah, GCSE revision...
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:35, closed)

I'm 35 and could beat that in a day.
and as a teenager I beat that and I was with a girl. happy days.
(waxdart hello., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:25, closed)