Cartoons for woolworths newspaper
I drew a cartoon sketch once about secondary selling ("so you've bought a kettle sir? You'll need a plug then!") and handed it in to the Woolworths instore newspaper bods. They printed it and i framed it.
I left woolworths after they asked me to submit a weekly cartoon for them to print.
I might be drawing for the beano comic by now.
Instead i went to work for an independent record shop which opened my life up considerably to new bands, vinyl and of course...drugs
(slipmatt Thats sooper dooper, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 9:25, 16 replies)

I think, somehow, you've ended up in the less tragic of those two scenarios.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 11:31, closed)

Is the beano even still a thing?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 11:32, closed)

Free, promotional, relaunch copy came out last Sunday.
It's gone all PC though so Lil Plum now speaks correct English.
Me heap disappointed me can tell um.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 9 Apr 2014, 11:38, closed)

My kids watch
Dennis the Menace and Gnasher on TV. What a load of bollocks that is.
(username failed moderation, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 12:11, closed)

Having got a Dennis The Menace book for x-mas, a couple of years back,
the cartoon might be terrible, but it's no worse than the comics.
My kids prefer Horrid Henry, anyway.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 12:23, closed)

Horrid Henry is shit

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 12:33, closed)

Most cartoons are shit.
The people behind CITV ought to be boiled alive
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 12:59, closed)

Captain Mack was hilarious
but it wasn't a cartoon, just really silly and full of blatant innuendo.

But for inflicting Horrid Henry & Dennis the Menace on us...yes they should be boiled alive in a vat of diseased tramps piss
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 13:48, closed)

I meant the books, but yeah I have no problem with you doing that

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 14:01, closed)

Check out Mr. la-di-dah-my-kids-are-literate!

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 15:14, closed)

Softie Walter no longer has homosexual tendencies and habits
Minnie The Minx is no longer such an obvious lesbian

Billy Whizz has been renamed to avoid the drugs angle

Ball Boy gives half a page over every week to showcasing a football stitching factory in a third world country and highlighting the conditions of the workers there

Dennis's dad has been put away for using his slipper on a child and Dennis has been taken into care while his mum descends a spiral of alcoholism and prostitution
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 12:26, closed)

The Bash Street Kids now need to have a female teacher present in the classroom too after Toots made some allegations

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 12:35, closed)

being called Toots can't of helped
were her sisters called Babe & Sweetcheeks?
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 13:50, closed)

You're missing the important details.
Were the drugs MASSIVE? You know the rules.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 13:51, closed)

I invented that, dontchaknow.
www.b3ta.com/questions/blownopportunities/post2255574
(showman, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 4:16, closed)

Why would working in a record shop introduce you to drugs?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 10 Apr 2014, 8:14, closed)