b3ta.com qotw
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Question of the Week » Broken Promises » Post 1001567 | Search
This is a question Broken Promises

Thebigfella tugs our coat and says: Are you a LibDem minister, a cheating partner, or maybe you have an annoying friend you can't be bothered with? Tell us of promises you've broken, or if you've been on the receiving end.

(, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 12:40)
Pages: Popular, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1

« Go Back | See The Full Thread


no blowjob on the first date? no wonder he didnt call. i mean, who would!!!
(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 0:27, 3 replies)
I wouldn't settle for less
But then, I'm going to go freshen up in the bathroom sink as I'm on a promise.
(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 1:30, closed)
Actually, i'd be satisfied with a quick and dirty hand shandy under the table.

(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 8:04, closed)
problem with that
is that the hand knocks repeatedly on the underside of the table, and it sounds, well, like someone being wanked off under the table.
(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 8:26, closed)
Which is why you should cry and scream the Lord's Prayer whilst doing it.
It hides the knocking sound.
(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:19, closed)
and makes you come so much faster too.

(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:25, closed)
I've tried that
but my date got scared and left.
(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 11:24, closed)
No nosh no call, dem's the rules

(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 11:34, closed)
What sort of idiot would put in the effort for the first date, get nothing, bail even though the is promise on the second date?

(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:49, closed)

« Go Back | See The Full Thread

Pages: Popular, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1