Broken PromisesThebigfella tugs our coat and says: Are you a LibDem minister, a cheating partner, or maybe you have an annoying friend you can't be bothered with? Tell us of promises you've broken, or if you've been on the receiving end.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 12:40)
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no blowjob on the first date? no wonder he didnt call. i mean, who would!!!
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 0:27,
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I wouldn't settle for lessBut then, I'm going to go freshen up in the bathroom sink as I'm on a promise.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 1:30,
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Actually, i'd be satisfied with a quick and dirty hand shandy under the table.(
Another_tragic_case wished he hadn't eaten all the cake, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 8:04,
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problem with thatis that the hand knocks repeatedly on the underside of the table, and it sounds, well, like someone being wanked off under the table.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 8:26,
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Which is why you should cry and scream the Lord's Prayer whilst doing it.It hides the knocking sound.
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and makes you come so much faster too.(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:25, closed)
I've tried thatbut my date got scared and left.
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No nosh no call, dem's the rules(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 11:34, closed)
What sort of idiot would put in the effort for the first date, get nothing, bail even though the is promise on the second date?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:49,
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