Search broken?
Says "Query failed"
(thefuckestuppest cheapened this, on, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 0:33, 7 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

A video challenge?
We have QOTW and the Image Challenge every week. But how about a Video Challenge, Doesn't have to be every week it could be every month. We see some good b3tan video editing all the time in /links so it's time to put them to the test, plus have some fun at the same time.
(Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 21:27, Reply)

If this is supposed to be a comedy site, why not change the font to comic sans
It is the universally understood method of conveying lighthearted japery. If it's not in comic sans, how will people know that B3ta is funny?
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 20:51, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Can you stop doing the newsletter please, it's shit.

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:29, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Could there be a search facility for posts that works please.

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:28, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I'd like to be able to disable video embedding on /links,
I've only got a low-spec computer and it eats it right up.

Thanks
MGT
xxx
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:15, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Can we have a /Projects board?
Where users can get together to work on stuff
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 18:40, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

At the bottom of /board
Can you put a 'back to the top' link?
( thistle, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 19:34, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Can you make the /talk banning more democratic by having a big brother style eviction each week?
Who should be banned next?

















































( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:56, 17 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

just maybe,
search isn't broken, it's stealing bandwidth and might have been disabled as a non-essential part of the site. We all gotta pay the bills.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 5 Sep 2012, 23:39, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Search is borked AGAIN

( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 14:15, Reply)

The image resizer appears to be broken.
People uploading images get a broken image which links to the full size one.
( monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 1 Sep 2012, 0:35, Reply)

Ignore 2.0 and the fact that qotw tells you how many replies are on each thread has made it really easy to find out who has you on ignore.
It's also piss easy to still reply to someone who has you on ignore.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 13:53, Reply)

b3ta needs more sub-b3tas
i recommend b3ta/atheists where we can post amusing TOAPs about how silly religious people are.
or b3ta/gonewild
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 21:02, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Search appears to be broken.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 11:57, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Why when I now type in b3ta.com
it now changes it to www.trifle.b3ta.com??
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 18:02, Reply)

Fine, I guess they're not coming back. At least can you set it so that when you get banned / stepped you are informed which mod has done it.
Cos I think a lot of people would agree that some have been abusing their powers and removing the anonymity might make them behave a bit more responsibly.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 19:58, Reply)

Image challenge vote to be over 24 hours
Give people who are about during the day and night a better chance of voting, instead of just the Wednesday evening crowd.

i.e. announce the options on Tuesday evening and results Wednesday evening
( HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:10, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Bring back PRICKBOT and WANKERTRON.
And uban ding while you're at it
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 0:48, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

A separate link to offtopic along the top of the page.
Navigating twixt it and talk on my phone is doing my fucking head in.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:45, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Could the mod who put my post
www.b3ta.com/board/10823943 into the Wild West compo please put it back in there.
I'm sorry I didn't think that editing it to say "Thank you" would break it.

Cheers.
EDIT: I promise I won't touch it after that. Honestly.
Plz put the cup of tea down & leave the room now Mum.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:29, Reply)

Since we're probably going to see quite a few "L" plates due to Ignore 2.0 and steppings
Can we ensure that the offenders are in no way eligible for icons with their sockpuppets.
Please.
Yes I do see the ironing.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 0:08, Reply)

Please programme a banter bot to liven things up during quiet spells on /talk.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 20:41, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Delete the bugs and feature requests page, seeing as you never fucking listen to anyone anyway.
Oh dear, this is horribly meta, isn't it?
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:05, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

On the subject of ignores
How about a league table? The winner each month gets permanently barred.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:04, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Possible ignore modification
I reckon you could leave the posts there but blank them out, not even the name of the poster. That way the ignorer can see the responses but not the annoying person (and if they're ignoring more than one person they don't even know which one it is).
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 11:25, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Can we have a video chat section for /talk?
It would be like chat roulette but because you'd know you were talking to other b3tans you would't have to worry about anyone getting their willy out.
(PR1CKBOT IS ONLINE, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 23:03, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

If someone posts a video tagged NSFW
then perhaps replace the video with a 'click to show', rather than a freeze frame of that video to prevent the still being accidentally NSFW.

(YouTube's API probably lets you know which have been marked as adult)
( monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:43, Reply)