This is really irritating
This is one of my pet hates - using a swearword and then trying to combine it with something else, be it an animal or whatever, in an attempt to be funny.

eg cuntbadger, fuckmonkey etc

Just shut up. Please.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:19, 13 replies)

I think you'll find
the swear word/animal combination is top-level swearing, as it goes. You cuntpuffin.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:48, closed)

Cuntpuffin did just make me laugh, as it goes
Although it's still shit.

If you'd not use it in normal conversation, why use it online?
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:51, closed)

I do use "fucking spiders" in normal conversation
as an expression of surprise. Although, yeah, technically that's two words. Twathammer gets used as well.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:59, closed)

I use it in real life a lot
"Can I have £10 cashback you cuntweasel"

Also, to a vegetarian friend, I use shitpumpkins.

One I stole from Futurama is 'monkey trumpets'.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:01, closed)

Cuntweasel is also my bon mot of choice
Did I steal it from you, or vice versa?
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:03, closed)

May I refer you to the FAQ?
www.b3ta.com/features/faq/#swear

Apologies if I come across as a cuntbadger.
(Shippy likes linebreaks and doesn't care what you think, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:49, closed)

Your point being?
I still find it tedious and childish, and incredibly annoying. Like the length gags, its time has passed.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:51, closed)

I admit I do this alot,
not just with animals but other stuff too;

Twatninjafuckwit is a good one.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:56, closed)

See also: Fucksocks.

( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:21, closed)

Fucksocks
trumps the lot.

'Trumps' make me sound like a 6 year old again.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:26, closed)

*PARP*!

( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 10:03, closed)

I agree
It's an attempt to be creative with profanity, which is a contradiction in terms.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:27, closed)

I agree.
And I also think people on b3ta should stop photoshopping things, let alone those pointless QOTWs. I mean, how fucking childish?
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:33, closed)