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1) The use of absolutely instead of yes. Four syllables where one will do quite nicely, thanks.

2) "For some reason". These three words set my teeth on edge more than any other, and I don't know why, it's completely irrational. Is more irritating if the "some" and "reason" sandwich an adjective such as "strange", "peculiar", or "unknown". Have no idea from where this stems.

3) "Hey-ho". Need I say more?

4) "Disgusting", when misused. £1.50 an hour in the car park is expensive, it certainly isn't disgusting. Someone shitting on your car from the tree you've parked under and then smearing it into the paintwork with their bare hands before licking them clean most certainly is.
( milkybarnick is calming down Boris on, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 23:29, 10 replies)

I have a friend who says this a lot
I now tend to respond with "fuckity doodley shitty bitch 'ho" these days (or something along those lines). I am a little bit bitter and twisted and tend to respond with vaguely rhyming swearing to most things these days.
( more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 23:38, closed)

absolutely
even worse when it becomes abso-blooming-lutely.

Do I get points for knowing that that language device is called a dystmesis?
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 0:15, closed)

Points? No. Nul points.
(IHaveComeAmongThee__Twice Tissues on the left. Self-esteem on the right., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 4:20, closed)

Disgusting is an arbitrary term
Some people think scat is disgusting. Others don't.
(Iggy Pop's Teeth, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 0:31, closed)

Some people like Louis Armstrong, or John Paul Larkin.
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 1:10, closed)

I enjoy
water skiing and SCUBA diving.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 6:34, closed)

Hey -ho?
I haven't ever heard anyone say that!
(Dneprdave, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 1:45, closed)

1.50 an hour for a car park?
is fucking cheap.......in Brisbane the cunts hit you $8.00 for more than 1/2 an hour, 4hrs will cost you $24.00.
Thieves. (sorry I dont have a pound thingy on my keyboard)
Could we perhaps go with "disgustly expensive"? It certainly makes me feel sick and disgusted every time I am forced to hand over such sums of money for so little.
(M61A1 CUPID- STUNTS, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 2:31, closed)

Alt+156
£
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 8:54, closed)

I use "for some reason"
on those occasions when there obviously isn't a reason for something, like:

"Management have had me developing their new website over the past six weeks, while simultaneously asking the social media experts to build them one at twice the cost without telling either of us that the other one is working on exactly the same thing and labelled the entire clusterfuck as a cost-cutting exercise. For some reason."
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 8:52, closed)