'The zero emission option' tabard
As seen on cyclists and, even worse, the back of electric scooters.
Do you really emit no emissions, do you not exhail the 'green house gas' CO2, and your scooter not be powered by electricity from a power station?
Get down from your high horse bike that probably generated several tons of co2 in its construction. Accept that it is not a 'zero' emission option and amend/remove your holier than thou vest, or stop breathing (and try to prevent any more gasses being released from your rotting corpse.)
( Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:20, 13 replies)

They're probably vegetarians, too
And so they emit foul, noxious emissions far in excess of normal carnivorous emissions.
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:38, closed)

Vegetarians aren't really people.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:39, closed)

Cyclists
use methane to go faster
(whiskas loved by 8 out of 10 cats, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:43, closed)

What if they were cycling a bike made of wood, and held together with vines?

(The Kwyjibo A big, dumb, balding North American ape., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:52, closed)

Held together with vines?
Them, or the bike?
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:53, closed)

The mental picture of this made me snort

( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:55, closed)

Walking
causes you to emit something like 100g/km of CO₂.

My car's official figure is something like 140, but I get to where I'm going a lot more quickly!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:57, closed)

Only that
You're still breathing while driving, so you have to add both figures.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:01, closed)

he doesn't
he holds his breath all the way there.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:22, closed)

You're not breathing so much though
I'd breathe out a lot more carbon dioxide during the 15 minutes it would take me to drive a mile, versus the 1 minute or so it would take in my car.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:49, closed)

Also
All cyclists are self-righteous twats that think the law doesn't apply to them.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:18, closed)

Not all,
just the ones you notice.

Just like car drivers.
( Fronds are waving gently on, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 18:40, closed)

you sound fat...
(hotpiss is very much liking your popping musics, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:21, closed)