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I once stood next to Ian Beale out of EastEnders in the gents' toilets at the BBC. BEAT THAT. Tell us of celebrity encounters that went well, or meetings with the famous that ended up as a complete disaster. (And we'll take it as read you've just made up a "I got touched up by Jimmy Savile" story, OK?)

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I once pissed in Nelson Mandella's toilet in his house in Soweto. He wasn't there and I never met him though.
(lardaholics anonymous, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 18:11, 10 replies)
You probably gave him a disease,
you racist bastard.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 18:30, closed)
He killed Mandiba?

(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 18:42, closed)
With his mandibles!

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 18:45, closed)
RIP NELSON MUFASA YOU LEGEND

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 19:06, closed)
I've also used the public conveniences in museums.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 19:53, closed)
I've cottaged in museums.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 19:55, closed)
They're generally quite clean and high quality booths in a museum.
I'm more of a municipal car park bogs kind of guy. Concrete corroded by decades of piss, that peculiar khaki rust-mould hybrid, the broken tetanus-drenched plumbing. Sexy as fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 20:13, closed)
The intoxicating scent of unwashed foreskin and the decay of spent semen along with the
the urine being eaten at by bacteria. Now those are sexy memories. Eat shit Heston!
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 21:09, closed)
That is right poetic that is

(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 1:34, closed)
Racist.

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 7:52, closed)

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