After 2 Unlimited's music career faded and the members had to get proper jobs...
...alleged rapper Ray Slinjaard got a job cleaning the toilets at the hospital I was working at.

One day he happened upon a particularly nasty shitter. It appeared that a LOT of people had been in there and just defacated all over the floor. At least, that's what I gleaned from the fact that he emerged from muttering to himself 'Faeces. All around different faeces I see'
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 23:20, 61 replies)

Stick to what you know,
linkbitch.
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 0:21, closed)

He has no sense of humor, does he? Sure, he can create lists of other people being cunts, but as with all such obsessives, he is himself the cuntiest.
(SlantedScience, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 1:13, closed)

Well the fact that he's failed
to grasp the simple premise that if you're going to write a pun for qotw the line should essentially come from the subject topic or at least the blurb afterwards.
Not some 'only just vaguely involved joke' based on someone else's post further down the page.

Hope he claims he was drunk when he wrote it at least. That's my usual excuse. ;]
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 4:48, closed)

Cheer up, grumpyboots.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 9:03, closed)

Scroll down
you'll see your wrong.

Plenty more contenders.
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 20:25, closed)

LOL - a lot of people had been in thee

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 7:32, closed)

Have been
and are going to?
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 8:20, closed)

I'm tempted to leave that delightful typo in.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 8:37, closed)

Hang on, there's more replies than this.
Are people getting angry about jokes on humour websites again?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 8:37, closed)

Nob Fartbelm is getting uppity because you posted.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 8:53, closed)

Oh man, what's been Rick Fathelme's story of celebrity this week?
Sada from Big Brother once replied to one of his PM's on OKCupid?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 9:35, closed)

So...
a veiled threat based on revealing my real name and a reference to my OkCupid account is the best that you've got?

Wow! Shut up, get back in your box and make sure you don't upset anyone. Linkbitch.
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 9:44, closed)

Sweet, are we to expect a Christmas meltdown special?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 11:26, closed)

I'm not sure how we get from 'has he been PMing Sada from Big Brother' to 'I'm going to kill his estranged wife and kids'.
Anyone?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 16:02, closed)

Would that be the estranged wife whose photo he used for one of his okcupid sockpuppets?
In a way that definitely isn't creepy or tragic at all.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 17:10, closed)

Didn't Mr Fartbelm once mention that he's a paranoid schizophrenic?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 17:27, closed)

Yes, yes he did.
b3ta.com/questions/mtfu/post2037358
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 17:29, closed)

he looks proper proud of his family though.
i.imgur.com/QECsBEq.jpg
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 17:53, closed)

Lol! Did you hack his hotmail?

( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 18:20, closed)

Internet diagnosis ahoy!

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:30, closed)

He's far too dim and lacking in imagination to be schizo.
And if he's bipolar then one pole is thick and dull and the other is dull and thick.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 20:10, closed)

His mum did a degree when she was old, you know.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 9:47, closed)

He rarely mentions it ... despite it being so rare and fascinating.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 9:48, closed)

At least
her's is worth a mention.
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 9:57, closed)

In all fairness, if my mum had an affair with Sheila Ferguson, I'd tell people about it too.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 10:01, closed)

I don't even know what that is.
Does he blame his underachievement and premature aging on her lesbian affair?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 10:18, closed)

Ah now Shambles, be fair.
The fact that he's managed a wife and that is wife's had children is clearly a massive overachievement given the crippling deficits on display here over the last couple of years.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:30, closed)

He admitted the cuckoo wasn't his during one of his previous breakdowns.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:54, closed)

It's almost at the point it got to with Sammi here.
Where you feel guilty for picking on someone who's clealy subnormal.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 20:30, closed)

I never felt guilty for picking on Sammi, she was a fucking despicable person.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 20:42, closed)

There is that.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 21:00, closed)

b3ta.com/talk/6976905
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 21:05, closed)

Some excellent internet right there.
I lol'd yet again at the snoring clopper.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 21:16, closed)

He was alright, that Eddache.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 21:18, closed)

I too am lolling so much my lungs are seizing up.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 21:39, closed)

It's getting to Sammi Event Horizon.
Where you almost feel guilty for picking on someone who's clearly subnormal.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 20:36, closed)

I reckon Sammi might be his missus.
It would explain the distorted picture.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 20:42, closed)

THIS NEEDED SAYING TWICE

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 21:00, closed)

Oh look,
you're trying to bully me by attacking my family.

Smooth.
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 10:02, closed)

Logging in and out to reply again, eh?
And after you've been clearly told not to by the mods, tut
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:20, closed)

Hello
BraynDedd's sockpuppet account.
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 18:14, closed)

Nothing to do with me.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 18:27, closed)

I've got to be honest -
aside from your chin, you all look the same to me.
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:28, closed)

so, how long HAVE you been a vicar? imma keep posting this til you acknowledge it.
i.imgur.com/QECsBEq.jpg
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 22:25, closed)

Nice Legless defence.
Pity it was shit.
Comedy website lolz.
Right?

*Dusts off shoulders*
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 9:01, closed)

You may think you're looking like a winner here.
You're not.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 9:25, closed)

Like I'd look to to you
to judge a "winner" or not.
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 9:45, closed)

As a disinterested 3rd party,
I can assure you that nobody round here looks like a winner... but relatively speaking, you're coming off worse overall.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 20:23, closed)

I was going to complain about the dreadful pun,
but the resulting slapfight has been rather amusing.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 11:44, closed)

I see no slapfights...

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 11:52, closed)

Kiss me, Hardy.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:25, closed)

Rob Fairholme seems to be extraordinarily upset that you posted a shit story.
Maybe he feels that his editorship of this creative writing outlet is being challenged by another poster with execrable writing skills.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:50, closed)

I hope he doesn't see the other post I made whereby I made a pun AND posted an image.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:54, closed)

That is because he is genuinely severely mentally ill and should really be banned for his own sake.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:18, closed)

he seems a bit paranoid
He accused Neil here of threatening him.

As if a skinny fucker like him could convincingly threaten a bearded fat bushfucker OkCupid adulterer and full time cuckold.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:46, closed)

There's that and I'm a young man. There's no honour in threatening a man in his late 50's who's patently overweight, unfit, unwell and going through a protracted marriage breakdown.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:56, closed)

Apparently there's some Mod joke in keeping the mad old cunt and his sock puppets on qftw.
Fuck knows what.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 15:26, closed)

Two pronged trolling innit.
He keeps making a prick of himself AND ruins it for those that worry about these things.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 15:50, closed)