Anal sex
Do people not realise what comes out of a lady's chamber of horrors? (Or a man's for matter whatever floats your boat) Would you stick your cock into the soil-stack next time you replace the bathroom suite?

No, of course not. It's an arse and even if the receiver had just had a colonic with Mr Muscle Drain Cleaner, then I for one will never see the attraction of the bourneville boulevard.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:22, 22 replies)

Mee too!
I have tried a few times, on the grounds that you should try most things.. but I really like to keep mine to myself. Other people can do it 'till they're purple, so long as it's not compulsory..
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:25, closed)

In a similar vein
I can't see why blokes claim to like lapping up *those* bodily fluids from *down there*. How's that any different to, say, sucking on your girlfriend's runny nose?
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:26, closed)

hmm
Tastes better than snot though...
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:27, closed)

If you don't actually know the difference
then dear god, I pity your girlfriend.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:28, closed)

I am currently without girlfriend
Draw your own conclusions at your peril.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:34, closed)

Surely you could say the same about kissing
BUT I LOVE IT REET
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:34, closed)

French or normal?

(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:37, closed)

Some serious french-type, obviously!

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:50, closed)

sod french.
How about Australian?
(Spiked_Rycroft The Prodigal Son, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:53, closed)

But the ultimate expression of love and trust
is to squirt your load up someone's sarlacc pit.

Some people say it with flowers, but if you really care, say it with half a bottle of vodka, some easy listening music, and a BIG tub of margarine.
( SpankyHanky, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:26, closed)

clicking the reply
spanky, you bastard. i've just spat coffee on my keyboard because of you. again.
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:28, closed)

Sarlacc Pit???
with tentacles and big teeth
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 16:00, closed)

And probably containing the full undigested body of Boba Fett
complete with armour and that rocket jet pack.
( SpankyHanky, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 16:18, closed)

Oh dear god
I just laughed till I cried... Such poetry :)
( Jimmer still not dead at, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 1:08, closed)

Margarine?
Sensitive lovers use lard.
(Lo Pan is in big trouble, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 10:01, closed)

no lard if you are Vegan

(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:55, closed)

I agree
I considered clicking "I like this", but thought better of it, as it might give the wrong impression!
(nonstopdancer, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 16:09, closed)

Have you ever had someone massage your prostate while they suck you off?
I promise you, you've not experienced orgasms until you've experienced that.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 17:17, closed)

hmmm
is that an offer? can i at least buy you dinner and a movie first?
(hotpiss is very much liking your popping musics, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 17:25, closed)

Noely..
Almost makes me wish I had a prostate.. Being a girl, obviously.. well, you know..
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 22:38, closed)

you can have mine
causes me nowt but trouble.
(knackerz is skinning up, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 7:37, closed)

Don't be greedy now.
You already have sensitive nipples, a clit, vagina, a g-spot, an a-spot and a billion other wonderful nerve endings. Please, let us have our prostate :)
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 9:29, closed)