the woman opposite me on the tube this morning
took her ipod out of her bag. looked at it. SUCKED THE EARPIECES CLEAN. then put them into her ears and happily deafened the rest of us with her shit music for the rest of the journey.

it gets no more common than this.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:10, 22 replies)

Mmmmmm
Waxy.
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:19, closed)

That;s
pretty minging
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:21, closed)

Could Have Been Worse
Could have been a butt-plug.


/coat
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:28, closed)

You can
imagine the faces of the people on the tube as they watched this, each glancing around to make sure they aren't the first to say anything.

And then maybe, just maybe, one person might cough and say "errm, excuse me, would you mind not doing that, it's just my daughters very sensitive".

But more likely everyone would just look at the adverts and pretend it wasn't happening.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:45, closed)

When i'm out in public, I try not to look at anyone
what you dont see doesn't annoy you for the rest of the day/week/year
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:47, closed)

vomit noise
Not so much common, as just fecking vile!

Wrong. Wrong. Wrong. I am no longer hungry.
(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:39, closed)

Yurgh
Also, people who suck their baby's dummy before putting it in its mouth.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:45, closed)

^ very much this ^
although i used to think dummies were common, now i have a baby niece and nephew, i appreciate their true beauty and purpose in life.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:52, closed)

Thanks for sharing that with us Miss Swipe
Now if you'll excuse me, i'm off to hork my breakfast up. :D
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:45, closed)

hork??
good word!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:01, closed)

hork all over me chebs.
Is an excellent phrase. In this case hork means something different to what colonel dracula meant.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:13, closed)

Eww
Although, I have never seen anyone do that before, so it can't be all that common.
(ShitBitch, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:56, closed)

That's not common
it's just wrong and bleah
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:15, closed)

Like
your mum!!!111!!!

Sorry, that was very childish.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:17, closed)

Ehm
I doubt she was sucking them clean. Crappy iPod headphones have a tendency to crackle and sucking on them seems to sort it out, albeit temporarily.

Coincidentally, I'm pretty sure I learned that from a b3ta newsletter top tip.
(Vorlon, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:47, closed)

you may be right
but i think i'd prefer to crackle/replace them. after all, you wouldn't stick your finger in your ear and then in your mouth, would you?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:12, closed)

^
No.


*sheepish*
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:16, closed)

At least
not intentionally.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:34, closed)

clearly
everyone would stick their finger in your ear then in their own mouths, al.....

oh wait. other way round. and perhaps i mean bum, not ear.

only joking!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:51, closed)

Rachelswipe!
You touch your family with those fingers!?

*is shocked and disgusted*
(Bazongaloid, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:08, closed)

you love it
you know you do
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:27, closed)