Probably Bindun
But did anyone see kerry Katona on being interviewed by Phil and Fern this morning. (I'm sat at home with the baby see)
If you didn't see it, it'll be in HEAT or Closer next week. keep your eyes peeled.

She was being interviewed as she is having a big comeback, and wanted everyone to see how well she is doing now. Except she was slurring her words something rotten. At about 10.30am. And when Phil pulled her up on it, and asked her why she was slurring, well, she went nuts and got really aggressive, just proving, that she is, in fact, the common alcoholic tramp we all knew she was all along.

Oh the irony of it all.
Kerry Katona, I salute you!

Edit: I knew as I was watching it, that it was going to be big tabloid news. Mr Stella came home and said that he'd heard it on the radio whilst at work. I feel priviledged (spelling, soz) to have seen it first hand, as it was happening. look at my replies, there's a handy link if you missed it (me not having the smarts to figure out how to do this!) Big up to buffet_the_appetite_slayer for linkage!
(leglesss let that be a lesson to you, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:37, 14 replies)

The full video is on the SUN website
Make your own mind up.
www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/article1841494.ece

Rearrange the following "common" sentence:
"4am knecked a for at a phoned woke up bottle of and baileys put on some slap taxi 2 litre, off stopped off licence on at the way"
( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:09, closed)

That didn't take long
Did it?
Thought it was going to be big news.
(leglesss let that be a lesson to you, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:32, closed)

As I've said once before, there was a time when I would have, but now she's a fucking minger.

( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:21, closed)

She looked off her tits.
So to speak...
( slight yoinks!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 22:30, closed)

.
she's fucked isn't she.

if it were me i would have gone to the pub for a post-interview treat.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:06, closed)

Heehee
I did.
(leglesss let that be a lesson to you, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 10:06, closed)

I just spotted your sig
Has my man been grooming you? He'd bloody well better not have been, or I'll punish him by taking away all of his second-hand monkey foetuses.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 10:09, closed)

It was just
a suggestion, it didn't mean anything, honest. Bert? Bert! Come Back!!!

*falls to knees in the middle of the street*

*cries*
( Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 10:13, closed)

*hoards the monkey foetuses*
They're all MINE.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 12:07, closed)

Awww...
I honestly couldn't care less about Ms Katona and her exploits, but I'd just like to say that back in the early days of Atomic Kitten, when they had that cowgirl-ish song out and they were all wearing tight trousers, I honestly thought Kerry was the most attractive. I'd have fucked her until she was an over-weight, unattractive, drunken, slobbish mess.

*ashameds*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:48, closed)

men are weird
she never, ever had a nice face. Still I suppose with tits like that you don't need one, eh?
(Binary Solo loves a bit of algebra, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 10:24, closed)

I'm not weird!
I did once knock one out over Vanessa Feltz though.

I'm so, so sorry.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 12:06, closed)

common
for info- she ays shes taking something for sleeping-chlorpromazine is an antipsychotic, just saying, not implying , that she has that common mental illness of psychosis, no siree,
just saying, or she could be pissed.
(rural confucious, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 10:31, closed)

Hmm
So she's either pissed or mental then? We all know this anyway!
(leglesss let that be a lesson to you, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 10:38, closed)