Funnily enough I’m going to write one today.


On a flight with Virgin Atlantic my 8 year old daughter had the living crap scared out of her when she go to see a film that another passenger was watching. A naked woman tied to the bed, ball gag in mouth being brutalised by men in ski masks.

Lets see if they reply this week
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 2 Sep 2010, 14:04, 12 replies)

What film was this?

To prevent future, erm, situations.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 14:10, closed)

Horace Goes Skiing
The gangbang is a secret bonus level.
( Dervel OTBC, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 14:17, closed)

oops...
Thanks for that comment - I had a mouthful of cheesey Doritos when I read that. Most of them are now sprayed across the canteen now! :-D
(Captain Coffee Break, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:33, closed)

I’m not sure.

They also had The Girl with a Dragon Tattoo on the play list, so I ‘spose it could have been worse.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 2 Sep 2010, 14:44, closed)

Nothing worse than nosey kids

(TwinkleFuckingToes Has a ingrown toe nail, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 14:39, closed)

Kids who 'tell' are much worse

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:07, closed)

Snap
Haha - my sister was flying home to the US on Virgin and as usual their entertainment system was screwed. Eventually they got it going and my nice (5) settled down to watch her kiddie film about rabbits or something. After an hour my sis asked her how she was enjoying it; she relied “I haven’t seen any rabbits yes but the policeman is going to shoot the lady.” They’d switched channel numbers and she was watching deathwish 14 or something.
(strongp, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:18, closed)

Ha ha
I flew to Tokyo with Virgin Atlantic in December, and decided to watch Brüno. I probably should have known better, but I really didn't expect to get the full uncut version, complete with singing cock. Not sure what the nice Japanese lady sat next to me must have thought.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:22, closed)

Children shouldn't be allowed on flights

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 17:33, closed)

yeah...but look what happens if you leave the fuckers at home
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/south_east/7989796.stm
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 2 Sep 2010, 21:40, closed)

When i flew back from vegas
The cabin crew said as it was a quiet flight, (less than a hundred people on a 747!), if any passengers wanted any DVD put on to let the crew know. I hunted high and low for the free dvd that came with my copy of Hustler magazine but it was in my bloody suit case!! Damn.
(Beaverman Opulence, I has it., Thu 2 Sep 2010, 18:36, closed)

sorry about...
that love, i'll make sure im more carful next time.......
(phils1969, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:51, closed)