I meant to ask my wife to pass me the ketchup
But then I realised we're far too posh for tomato sauce.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 12:51, 22 replies)

No one's too posh for ketchup.
No one.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 12:56, closed)

unless it's
Referred to as red sauce.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:00, closed)

Or Catsup.
WTF is that about?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:17, closed)

It's what the Americans say.

(Smysha Tra la la!, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:41, closed)

First a little
Then a lottle
The catsup bottle

¬Ogden Nash
( LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 20:59, closed)

did you mean
Ketchup or tomato sauce? If you're posh then they're different things
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:00, closed)

They're both equally common
The only time I would ever consider indulging would be with a feast of crispy chicken dippers. The posh kind, of course.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:00, closed)

goujons.
I believe calling them that automatically makes them posh.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:05, closed)

It automatically makes you a fucking idiot. Goujons are fish.
And if you're eating them with red sauce then they're fish fingers.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:48, closed)

nope
allrecipes.co.uk/recipe/3/pan-fried-chicken-goujons.aspx

goujon [ˈguːʒɒn]
n
(Cookery) a small strip of fish or chicken, coated in breadcrumbs and deep-fried
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 8:39, closed)

Ooooo ...
Feel the burn, Shambles.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:44, closed)

I won't deny I am an idiot
but not for this reason, as a rudimentary google search would show.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:15, closed)

Naked pictures of your wife OIDH.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:38, closed)

I was in Holland a few weeks back...
I asked for ketchup on my chips. they looked at me like I had just arrived from the moon. Then they spoke in hushed tones while giving me evils as they squirted the ketchup on my chips. I was later told Holland is all about Satay sauce and mayo. Who knew?
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:49, closed)

Crazy people, forrins.
Best to shout at and beat them, just to be sure.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 16:07, closed)

I knew because of the following conversation ;o)
v- "But you know what they put on french fries in Holland instead of ketchup?"
J - "What?"
V - "Mayonnaise."
J - "Goddamn!"
V- "I seen 'em do it. And I don't mean a little bit on the side of the plate, they fuckin' drown 'em in it."
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:05, closed)

That's cool.
You should put that in a screenplay.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:22, closed)

mayo on chips is lovely

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:10, closed)

simon mayo offerd to cum on my wifes baps once

( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:39, closed)

simonized baps?

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:24, closed)

Pervert.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:49, closed)

yes
but what's that got to do with liking mayo on chips?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:24, closed)