Sometimes ... just sometimes ... a conversation really should be killed before on of the participants commits intellectual suicide.
www.b3ta.com/questions/conversationkillers/post1205870

If anybody has a bright idea how to dig this idiot out of a hole ... I don't know ... something hilarious about funerals ... anything ... please throw it in here. Consider it a mercy killing.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 May 2011, 0:04, 50 replies)

Been to the AB school of self-referencing eh?

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 19 May 2011, 0:12, closed)

Shambles is going about it all wrong if he wants his mortgage paying or some bumhole pictures.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 19 May 2011, 9:27, closed)

AB can't you find something in my recent posts to reference in your sig.
Seriously. Nothing?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 19 May 2011, 9:53, closed)

Wow, that was cathartic. So puerile.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:04, closed)

They used to have the Hot Anal Dickride at Alton Towers
I got the souvenir photo and everything.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:14, closed)

Touche?
bollocks.

Have at you.

I stand by my response:

I effectively call you (and those with whom you agree) thick pricks and yokels for agreeing with the lack use of the indefinite article in this particular example, because you expressed an ill-informed opinion on this matter.

If, as has been the trend in the past, you prefer to delete this, or any related thread, then i'm sure some fucking internet super-hero out there will be able to drag something up from the vaults.

I really should get some sleep.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 19 May 2011, 0:36, closed)

So you're calling the OED, the Robert and Larousse dictionaries, French wikipedia, and the authors of 80% of french-language websites returned by the french, swiss and belgian googles "thick pricks"?
And you're making this rather grand claim on the say so of some vietnamese bird you claim to know?

And it's me who's ill-informed?

Awesome. This might be the greatest example of internet hubris this place has ever seen.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 May 2011, 4:27, closed)

Sod you both
It's lesspritty del escaliterzx
(bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Thu 19 May 2011, 4:57, closed)

How dare you!
My mate Ting Tong says you're a proper spaz and that and she should know because she's got like a degree or summat and she once went to Majorca and she even knows that you don't say the juh in Majorca and everything so fuck you you spaz yeah.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 May 2011, 8:38, closed)

SHUT UP YOU UTTER PEASANT
I'M YOUR EDUCATED LORD AND MASTER AND I AM CORRECT. HOW DARE YOU SAY ANYTHING CONTRARY TO WHAT I SAY IS CORRECT.
( WormuIus, Thu 19 May 2011, 8:56, closed)

I wonder if he understands the horrible irony of attributing the "yokel" slur to somebody born in Vietnam in the 1950s?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 May 2011, 9:02, closed)

SHUT UP YOU PEON
YOU KNOW FULL WELL I'M NOT ACTUALLY READING YOUR POSTS BUT JUST BRAIN SHITTING A LOAD OF TOTAL BOLLOCKS ON YOU BECUASE I AM SUPERIOR AS IS MY BIRTHRIGHT AS A CHIPPY MIDDLE-CLASS BLOWHARD ON THE INTERNET.
( WormuIus, Thu 19 May 2011, 9:05, closed)

I'd rather be a peón than a peony.
You great flowery nancy.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 May 2011, 9:14, closed)

NO
I'M BETTER AT INSULTING YOU AND DID IT FIRST!
( WormuIus, Thu 19 May 2011, 9:16, closed)

*compares user numbers*
FATALITY
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 May 2011, 9:19, closed)

I'm bored with this
I've just discovered a couple of 'I was rude to a chugger' threads.
( WormuIus, Thu 19 May 2011, 9:34, closed)

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:05, closed)

You stopped shaving again Shambles?

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:09, closed)

I don't even own a razor.
If I wrinkle my nose up, it's not a bad likeness.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:20, closed)

:-)
I get one of my harem to shave me every morning while my grapes are being peeled.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:27, closed)

You came off as a right dickhead in that, for all the sources that Shambles quoted you kept on going "But this bird told me different".
Christ, she's not going to pay your mortgage based on you agreeing with her on this, did you even call her to make sure, how did that conversation go? "Hay, listen, yeah', there is this guy off the internet, yeah', and he said something but I thought you said something different, are you sure on that?" ?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 19 May 2011, 8:38, closed)

Careful here
you're about 3 posts away from becoming the most laughed at bellend on QoTW, that's not a place you want to be.

Quit now, admit you might be wrong and if you play it right you might even be able to colour it as you giving the baby his bottle, with a bit of effort.
( WormuIus, Thu 19 May 2011, 8:55, closed)

I think the standard exit strategy here is "Haha! Got you! I was joking all along! I love to troll the trolls lololol!"

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 May 2011, 8:58, closed)

It was a strange argument
its like watching a bad moot, where you know there are good arguments to be made but the advocate fails to actually explain what it is they are saying and just sort of flaps around awkwardly.

I don't know the first thing about French, but I reckon I could have won that argument against Blaireau by simply doing the following:

1. Stating my hypothesis in a sentence.
2. Stating the 2/3 points I was going to make in support of my hypothsis
3. Stating how the points support my hypothesis
4. Restate the hypothesis with the support in a sentence.

I don't think it was their lack of knowledge or even lack of a point (I'm prepared to accept that one form or the other is 'correct') that lost them that argument in spectacular style but I think it was rather a failure to adequately communicate their argument.

This is why we shouldn't cut legal-aid.
( WormuIus, Thu 19 May 2011, 9:15, closed)

I think we should imprison people who are incapable of structuring an argument.
Randomly pluck people off the street, drag them in front of a mindlessly pedantic court and accuse them of something heinous. If they can't calmly explain why they're innocent GO STRAIGHT TO GAOL DO NOT PASS GO

Hang on ... Kafka already wrote that one, didn't he?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 May 2011, 9:18, closed)

Grammar Nazi's are tedious arses in any language

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 19 May 2011, 9:04, closed)

I love it when people are pedantic
AND wrong at the same time.
( WormuIus, Thu 19 May 2011, 9:05, closed)

pedants are always wrong

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 19 May 2011, 9:19, closed)

Hang on in there B69, I know that you're going to land your trademark invincible blow to bring this all to an end
Shambles will be gutted having to send you pictures of his bumhole
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 May 2011, 9:24, closed)

I'm missing the bumhole reference.
I want to know the bumhole reference. Somebody tell me about the bumhole reference.

*stampy tantrum feet*
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 May 2011, 9:34, closed)

Once he's pwned his victims he demands a picture of their bumhole so that he can have a good old hand shandy over it
If they don't he'll continuously hound them round the boards besting them with his intellectual prowess, until one day sooner or later they crack and flee forever. I've seen it done several times; just send him the bumhole.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 May 2011, 9:45, closed)

Now I'm too aroused to type.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:00, closed)

Oh Shambles, can't you just admit that you're right and leave it at that?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 19 May 2011, 0:38, closed)

Don't you oppress me!

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 May 2011, 4:29, closed)

haha

( WormuIus, Thu 19 May 2011, 8:53, closed)

Tch
All this arguing over a football club motto.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 19 May 2011, 9:06, closed)

Well done for getting in a bit of a tizzy with someone and linking to it. You get 500 /talk points. You only need 100 more points for a blowy off Amorous Badger, or full sex with Mortal Wombat.

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 19 May 2011, 9:08, closed)

http://www.b3ta.com/talk/7192664

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 May 2011, 9:12, closed)

This works better if you know how each of the people you've mentioned are regarded on /talk
You actually get /talk points for replying to Shambles posts.
but some deducted for being a nobber.
( WormuIus, Thu 19 May 2011, 9:18, closed)

I do. And that’s why I find it mildly amusing to put them together like that .

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 19 May 2011, 10:01, closed)

this is all about stairs?

(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Thu 19 May 2011, 9:19, closed)

You horrible racialist.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 May 2011, 9:20, closed)

What are we,
your posting bitches?

You should have posted this on the main board, it's far too important to waste a thread on QOTW.
(username failed moderation, Thu 19 May 2011, 9:23, closed)

Apropos of nothing much,
I'd just like to say that I'm enjoying this spat immensely.



Carry on.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 19 May 2011, 9:31, closed)

Horrid bully.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:04, closed)

Keep going
I'm almost there
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:25, closed)

I'd have to agree

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:18, closed)

do you know the best part? it was me what said it and i don't even care.
take THAT, blaireau69, you pompous windbag.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:19, closed)

You're terrible, Murial.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:40, closed)

I NO RITE

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:47, closed)