Age gap wank...
I once had a wank to this picture sleeve of Jane Birkin.

NSFW
www.jahsonic.com/JaneBirkin.jpg



I was about 12 and Ms Birkin would have been about 27.

Happy days...
(emadex thinks the world will end on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:57, 15 replies)

This isn't really SFW is it.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:59, closed)

Link to it maybe?
might be an idea
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 15:00, closed)

Are those
her goolies hanging out by her arse ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 15:04, closed)

I think she's had a prolapse...
... again NSFW yadda, yadda
( @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 15:17, closed)

looks like a finger to me
or a fillet o'fish
( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 16:31, closed)

NSFW, please link it.
Nice pic, though.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 15:04, closed)

please please please please
link the picture and mark it not safe for work.

tits on the internet and management tend to end to sacking.
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 15:12, closed)

Put it in a link
you silly twat.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 15:14, closed)

NSFW!
Please link the picture
( M o D, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 15:51, closed)

I am in the office
wanking
(Pork2311, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:43, closed)

I am not in the office
I was sacked for having this picture on my screen.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:27, closed)

well I asked nicely
5 and a half hours ago.

Not safe for work!

Link the fucking picture you cunt!!
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:48, closed)

Can we get a mod edit?
Seriously, this is being a problem for a lot of us...

And since you've been a naughty boy:



( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:56, closed)

Sorry guys...
...absolute fuck up on my part and now amended. I hadn't seen the picture as that raunchy - certainly not in the context of some of the written content of this QOTW, but of course I was wrong as the picture is simply NSFW.
I wasn't ignoring your comments (as one b3tan who "politely" messaged me several times) seemed to think - we just don't all live in the same time zone. I didn't see the replies until this morning as I had gone to bed after posting the picture. I then had this great dream about being wanked off by Jane Birkin, but we kept getting interupted by an angry mob who kept prodding my nether regions with flaming torches and pitchforks...
Lesson learnt, arse spanked!
(emadex thinks the world will end on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 2:58, closed)

Hmm... I agree
Not all that raunchy, but then I was brought up in the days of the Sun's page 3 toplessness.

But prolly should have been linked from the start - some people just live to complain.
(Spill, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 3:58, closed)