This is just going to be "I bought something crap once" isn't it?

(McChinaman banned, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 3:25, 11 replies)

Ronseal

( jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Fri 30 Sep 2011, 5:32, closed)

b3ta.com/questions/betamax/ all over again with 80's computers replaced with cheap mp3 players.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 7:00, closed)

Congratulations
on learning to read.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 8:03, closed)

And you have a problem with that because...?
Try not reading or adding to the QOTW sometime
( Another_tragic_case wished he hadn't eaten all the cake, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 8:10, closed)

There's a difference between "gadget" and "something"
The clue is in the words.
(McChinaman banned, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:14, closed)

"Gadget" is a sufficiently vague term,
that they might as well have used "something", for all the direction it will give the replies.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:19, closed)

gadget [ˈgædʒɪt]
n
1. a small mechanical device or appliance
2. any object that is interesting for its ingenuity or novelty rather than for its practical use

certainly not a condom ;)
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:03, closed)

No
But they did include Bras as gadgets on that Stephen Fry thing a few weeks ago for some reason.

Edit: thinking about it, for the type of people that watch a whole three hour show about gadgets, a bra probably is a novelty.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:38, closed)

the pocket lighter
was the number one gadget FFS

Edit I did watch it and bras are not a novelty and Mrs Ducks bras are definatly engineering masterpieces because she has woppinng great norks ;)
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:15, closed)

Was it?
I only saw about 10 minutes of it before I started weeping for the memory of what Stephen Fry used to be.

Although he did redeem himself with that awesome programme about language on Sunday night.


Re: The wife's norks, is the the point where I should be saying POIDH?

(I've just had a nasty flashback to that freak who did post pictures of his partners chest in a disabled toilet)
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:23, closed)

it was a shocking load of old bollocks
but I was numb with red wine so it sort of washed over me

The language thing was made of win including clips from "a bit.."


Ah the 'post operative transexual in a disabled toilet' to quote Janet A from /talk. No I will not be posting any pictures of my lovely ladies norkage for your gratification
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:13, closed)