Not so much crap gadgets
just a crap owner. One of the great things about getting divorced is suddenly finding you don't have to justify buying stupid and pointless material possessions. Within weeks of moving into my own place I bought:

a £1500 road bike - ridden it 5 times since.
a mountain bike - see above
a PS3 - only own 1 game and can't remember how to play that.
an acoustic guitar - still can't play it after 2 years
a bose surround sound system - always forget to turn it on
and
a £200 remote control spitfire (about 70cm long) - the bloke in the shop told me it was for intermediate and experienced flyers only. I lied as I have never flown one before. Took it to a safe private field. Managed to get it in the air, realised it was very fast and hard to control. Nosedived it into the ground at high speed. It had broken into several hundred pieces that went into the bin shortly after.
( herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:11, 8 replies)

I need to
become single and binge spend just like that
(retrac fumble in the jungle, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:13, closed)

would highly recommend it

( herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:16, closed)

I'm confused - don't most divorced men have no money at all?
Or am I missing something?
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:44, closed)

Your last example is great.

( Pig Bodine., Fri 30 Sep 2011, 16:31, closed)

Yep, a username change to "Bader" is in order

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 30 Sep 2011, 17:14, closed)

I should have also added that I bought the PS3
using her nectar points.
( herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 17:41, closed)

Holy crap
12 years worth? That was a well executed smack in the mouth, you should be proud.
(MrBiscuits, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 19:04, closed)

bose is over priced and over rated so youre not missing anything
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 21:55, closed)