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We wanted a monkey butler and bought one off eBay. Imagine our surprise when we found it was just an ordinary monkey with rabies. Worse: It had no butler training at all. Tell us about your duff technology purchases.

Thanks to Moonbadger for the suggestion

(, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:51)
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Wedding gifts
We pretty much had everything we needed when decided to get married. Instead of a wedding list we relied on the common sense and good taste of our friends and family. The highlights included;

A musical cake knife (ended the misery of slicing cake without nasty beeping tunes)

An electric egg boiler (ended boil in the pan misery)

A Tutankhamun optical illusion lamp that made me feel a bit oochy if a looked at it.

A garlic bread miter block. A large wooden block that held a French stick, and had a slot to guid the knife so that every cut was made at precisely the same angle (ended slightly uneven garlic bread misery)
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 10:50, 4 replies)
I like my garlic bread mitre block
now I have precision garlic bread.
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 12:19, closed)
I want 1 now.

(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 13:10, closed)

This does indeed sound like something my kitchen needs....
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 15:17, closed)
We asked for gift vouchers - took as a few years to actually spend them all.
Friends of ours asked for contributions toward their honeymoon, which struck me as pretty smart, although a little money-grabbing.
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 19:24, closed)

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