Breadmakers
Has anyone ever bought one and used it after that obsessive phase when you're baking every day, or does everyone put it away after a month, never to be used again like I did?
(ElGranto, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 2:14, 5 replies)

I was unemployed for a while
and while I was looking for work, I turned to baking to keep me occupied. Eight months later, I found work. Unfortunately by that time I had perfected the recipe for spiced fruit bread, really nice bread and was taking orders from friends.

What this proves is this simple fact. To use a bread maker, you have to be really, really bored, beyond the levels of boredom where dole time TV is almost tolerable!
( Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 8:46, closed)

I know someone like that, only with jam. Handy fella, he is.
(ElGranto, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 0:16, closed)

I think youre the first now that you mention it.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 8:48, closed)

When you first bought a toaster
Did you obsessively eat toast for every meal for about a month, then get bored and put it away?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 8:52, closed)

No
But that's because I don't have to spend ages preparing ingredients for toast, I just pop in the bread and away we go.

You fucking plum.
(ElGranto, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 0:09, closed)