
We wanted a monkey butler and bought one off eBay. Imagine our surprise when we found it was just an ordinary monkey with rabies. Worse: It had no butler training at all. Tell us about your duff technology purchases.
Thanks to Moonbadger for the suggestion
( , Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:51)
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Has anyone ever bought one and used it after that obsessive phase when you're baking every day, or does everyone put it away after a month, never to be used again like I did?
( , Tue 4 Oct 2011, 2:14, 5 replies)

and while I was looking for work, I turned to baking to keep me occupied. Eight months later, I found work. Unfortunately by that time I had perfected the recipe for spiced fruit bread, really nice bread and was taking orders from friends.
What this proves is this simple fact. To use a bread maker, you have to be really, really bored, beyond the levels of boredom where dole time TV is almost tolerable!
( , Tue 4 Oct 2011, 8:46, closed)

Did you obsessively eat toast for every meal for about a month, then get bored and put it away?
( , Tue 4 Oct 2011, 8:52, closed)

But that's because I don't have to spend ages preparing ingredients for toast, I just pop in the bread and away we go.
You fucking plum.
( , Wed 5 Oct 2011, 0:09, closed)
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