Is making an omlette really so arduous
that it needs a gadget to facilitate it?

That said, I have a microwave bacon plate (also from betterware), that only sees use when I want a) slightly soggy bacon, cooked slightly quicker than usual, and b) to not get the grill/frying pan mucky (ie. almost never).
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:15, 2 replies)

i'd only just moved into my first flat
and hadn't had the cooker connected yet
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:19, closed)

bacon plate
I got one of those in poundland and use it all the time. Probably because I don't like brown crispy greasy bacon or the house to smell of frying pan all day.
(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:36, closed)

Fried bacon is best, as you can then fry bread in the resultant fat.
Yum.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:41, closed)

you can also hear your arteries cry

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:46, closed)

I block out the sound
with cholestrol. It leaks out of my ears.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:50, closed)

it's good cholesterol
but it spreads like bad cholesterol!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:17, closed)

We don't all have enlarged hearts, you know.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:39, closed)

no some of us have enlarged breasticls instead
and with that i am going of to bed to fondle my bacon enhanced moobs until i cant take any more and end up covered in white sticky goo


mmmm bacon BACON
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:12, closed)

bacon'll sort that out

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:16, closed)