Crap GadgetsWe wanted a monkey butler and bought one off eBay. Imagine our surprise when we found it was just an ordinary monkey with rabies. Worse: It had no butler training at all. Tell us about your duff technology purchases.
Thanks to Moonbadger for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:51)
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Snooze buttons (or snooze button users)Alarm clocks are a necessary evil, but snooze buttons are the pits. Just set your frigging alarm for the time you actually need to get up. That way those of us who don't get up have to can continue to sleep without having some shrill fucking ringing noise go off every 10 minutes. Yes, darling who snoozes beside me, I mean YOU!
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:38,
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I know what is worseThe snooze button on our smoke alarm was ill-conceived.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:47,
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You mean the "bacon sandwich button"(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:05, closed)
Snooze buttons feel like stealing time. They are ace.
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i disagree.I once disabled one. I found I turned the alarm off and instantly went back to sleep.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:54,
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