Cheers Amorous Badger...this creep's for you!
img16.imageshack.us/img16/6830/18828346.jpg
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:02, 87 replies)

that's quite a lovely picture.

( sleepybinky, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:06, closed)

Hello, the smashing binky.
It is quite sweet, innit?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:23, closed)

is that a snack she's saving for later?

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:12, closed)

Snack? He's her multi-function five-ended twat-toy.
You don't waste one of those by eating it.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:23, closed)

Christ, really?
it looks like she'd snap him like a dry twig
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:26, closed)

He's surprisingly resilient.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:27, closed)

He'd have to be

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:30, closed)

Genuine
first office lols of the day.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:32, closed)

Alright emvee
No hanging around school gates for you this week, what on earth do you do to fill the gap?
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:34, closed)

actual proper lol

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:40, closed)

^same^

(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:42, closed)

You can't
knock the jubblies.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:13, closed)

This will end well.

( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:14, closed)

*gets popcorn*
*waits*
( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:15, closed)

^^^^^^
*Gets bigger popcorn and asks BGB to kindly remove her hat"
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:16, closed)

That's not my hat : (

( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:18, closed)

* Mumbles apology and moves to another seat*

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:19, closed)

This
thread is like when I went to see that David Lynch film. I didn't understand that either.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:22, closed)

Is this
the new image challenge?

The one day AB is not about.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:17, closed)

I've already 'shopped GMoS glasses on AB and gnopsed Wicca'd.
But I'm keeping that for private personal use.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:25, closed)

( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:26, closed)

YES!

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:27, closed)

Yay!

( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:27, closed)

F
AB
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:29, closed)

*Awards 2.4 internets*

( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:30, closed)

Such a shame
This had to get posted right at the end of the week
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:20, closed)

God. I hope nobody posts that screencapture of you being a creepy pervert.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:22, closed)

Good whiteknighting there Dr.

( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:25, closed)

Innit though?
Well ... it would be if WW weren't considerably harder than me. As it is, it's more like Scrappy Do valiantly defending Godzilla.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:26, closed)

It's the thought that counts.

( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:27, closed)

Oh, that's why the name was familiar.
This thread is no longer Lynchian.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:59, closed)

I did have to click through his profile to see WTF he was BOA.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:02, closed)

now
I understand
( alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:22, closed)

Expain.

( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:25, closed)

It's no big deal really
AB has a fail archive and Albert went in there for a story about being a bit too interested in girls C.V's or something. The whole story is above.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:27, closed)

Aha,
I understand that the pair shown are indeed AB and WW. However, I don't see why it's been posted.
I'm a fan of the archive. I've somehow avoided appearing in it so far.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:29, closed)

^^^^
There is humor and then being a twat.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:31, closed)

The trick is to understand where the line is
and then stride proudly across it.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:36, closed)

To demonstrate the OP's creepiness I suppose.

( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:31, closed)

who is WW?

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:39, closed)

Wicca'dWitch.
A /talker, I believe.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:45, closed)

Or Wincey Willis. You're probably right though.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:48, closed)

lolololololololololololol still upset at the internet

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:25, closed)

Mr Marshmallow. Welcome back.
We've...missed you
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:35, closed)

Getting passed the two stories he became infamous for
he can actually spin a good yarn. Pissing in the gimps mouth was outrageous but funny and went down quite well....The story that is.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:39, closed)

I know what you mean, Harold Shipman had a great bedside manner
and the McCann's are amazing fundraisers.
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:44, closed)

OOOOOOH SICKBURN

( WormuIus, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:39, closed)

Oh hang on
You're that chap that is either a creepy criminal nonce
or a delusional liar whose fantasy is to be a creepy criminal nonce.

I wanted to thank you personally for you online meltdown, it was absolutely brilliant and gave the group of right-thinking people who enjoy taking the piss out of QotW more ammunition that they could ever possibly need.

Albert Marshmallow, I salute you.
( WormuIus, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:43, closed)

For once, Wormulus
I completely agree with you
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:47, closed)

To be fair, that's actually pretty funny.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:51, closed)

I'm adopting Wormulus and keeping him in a jar under the sink.
I'm going to feed him tadpoles and nettles.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:05, closed)

This comment reminds me of Donkey Gums
and his wonderful insults.
( WormuIus, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:06, closed)

DG is the only reason I'm still here.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:16, closed)

He may be
a creepy criminal nonce, but he is our creepy criminal nonce.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:51, closed)

But is it one for the archive?

( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:52, closed)

I'd like to see a picture of you.

( WormuIus, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:05, closed)

Not taking any sides here AM
but he's just standing next to his girlfriend, what would be the title?

Man stands next to his girlfriend in pub.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:08, closed)

There is no title.
There are no sides.
But there are CREEPY things is you look hard enough.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:11, closed)

I think it might my Mykeyboy in the gloomy background.
He's a fat miserable mess but I don't think he counts as genuinely creepy. What are you dribbling on about?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:12, closed)

I think a creepy pervert might be ignoring us.

( WormuIus, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:23, closed)

I've got my face right up against the screen but I can't see the part of the picture
where AB is a sex offender/bullshitter.
( WormuIus, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:14, closed)

Is it something about sheep?

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:24, closed)

People have been banned for posting pics of other b3tans

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:11, closed)

If it comes to that, so be it.
But I didn't post it. Someone sent it me.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:16, closed)

Uh
someone sent it you...and then you posted it?
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:17, closed)

He says 'sent',
he means 'left it in their inbox'
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:20, closed)

I wonder if anyone has ever been banned for being a creepy pervert.

( WormuIus, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:19, closed)

An example of something that wouldn't go in the archive would be a photo like this.
An example of something that would go in the archive can be found by clicking here
b3ta.com/users/searchposts.php?id=66171&board=qotw
( WormuIus, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:12, closed)

Erm, what is this about?

( rofl harris, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:54, closed)

He made a dick of himself on the internet.
And is now making a bigger dick of himself on the internet in a peculiar attempt to look like less of a dick. On the internet.

I smell the naughty step or a ban.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:59, closed)

No, I reckon this one will run

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:00, closed)

I get the whole story behind it, but I still don't get this post.

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:07, closed)

I don't even
get the story behind it. Could someone summarise the whole thing with a simple three panel cartoon please?
( splorp ®, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:12, closed)

No problem.

 O   -- Grrrr!
/H\  
/ \

 O   -- I is angery at internets!
/H\  
/ \

 O   -- I has post pitchers! Grrr!
/H\  
/ \

p.s. I is also creepsy pervert

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:15, closed)

Ha ha ha! *Creepsy*
Word of the day.
( SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:16, closed)

Ta! That's quite helpful.
I think I prefer B3ta circa 2003, there was much more chat about kittens then. Ho hum, that's progress I guess.
( splorp ®, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:18, closed)

^ This
Since when was b3ta a battleground?
( SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:19, closed)

Quite.
It does rather suck all the creativity and fun out of the place, no?
( splorp ®, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:24, closed)

Well When AB put me in his Fail archive I was a slightly miffed...
...but only because the subject matter was quite important to me (I didn't go into detail, not his fault), but seeing that AB's a skinny twiglet and he called ME a lightweight! Ha ha ha, no insult there.
( SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:27, closed)

^ mmm
Bring back posts full of self-deprecating humour.
( rofl harris, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:21, closed)

^ This

( splorp ®, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:26, closed)

I think this has to do with lists.
Which although interesting (I'm on AB's Fail Archive) I fail to see the point, it just seems to make b3ta a bit bitchy.
jussayin
( SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:16, closed)

AM has a grievence with AB because AB made him look silly, so in retaliation AM has managed to find what he believes to be an embarrassing photo of AB and has posted it up here for all to see.

Think that just about sums it up.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:18, closed)

What's embarassing in the photo? I don't understand.
Is it a shit pub?
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:23, closed)

Looks
pretty dire in there.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:23, closed)

Agreed.
Not enough seats. I like a nice pub where you can get a seat.
( splorp ®, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:30, closed)

I don't know
But he obviously believes it to be an embarrassing photo for whatever reason.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:25, closed)