What Makes You Cry?
That bit in the Railway Children when Jenny Agutter says "Daddy! My Daddy!". Gets me every time. I am 48 years old.
(
Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 14:51)
Pages: Popular,
7,
6,
5,
4,
3,
2,
1
« Go Back
You know when a pube gets caught between foreskin and bellend and does that thing where it tries to slice into your cock like a piece of cheesewire
and you can't sort it out because there are children around?
That.
(
Muns, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 14:02,
16 replies)
Er
no
(
Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 14:18,
closed)
Pre-pubescent lols.
(
Muns, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 14:29,
closed)
The only thing stopping you getting your cock out in public, is the presence of children?
(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 14:27,
closed)
You don't need to get it out, although more often than not a rummage is required.
Do you strip off every time you need to adjust your undercarriage?
(
Muns, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 14:30,
closed)
No, I ensure that it is locked in the "flight" position before I leave the house.
(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 14:32,
closed)
You don't want it to fall out when a uniformed lady is serving your dinner.
(
eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 15:47,
closed)
Chernobyl fall out.
(
Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 18:43,
closed)
i trim my pubes regularly
(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 16:07,
closed)
can't you just plait them like a real man?
(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 16:40,
closed)
Rapunzel, Rapunzel!
(
Ghoti Fingers, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 17:02,
closed)
The "pube under the foreskin" thing only tends to bother me if I get a semi on.
Which begs the question why you're becoming aroused around children?
(
Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 17:19,
closed)
^^^^
(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 17:54,
closed)
You just don't have the length when flaccid.
(
Muns, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 10:28,
closed)
Terrible anti Semitic bullying sgain.
(
Infidel , shit and wrong, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 20:23,
closed)
I've never had this happen
Then again, my cock is longer than my pubes.
(
Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 11:44,
closed)
Mine doubles back on itself.
Obviously not an issue you have.
(
Muns, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 16:25,
closed)
« Go Back
Pages: Popular,
7,
6,
5,
4,
3,
2,
1